perpetua

God Only

[perpetua @perpsoloo]

@Kenyans Have they carried out any investigation to verify the claim. Why are they quick to deny?

[perpetua @perpsoloo]

@DanChepta What are we supposed to do with this information?

[ساخر @SakerSport]

أسوا افتتاح في تاريخ كاس العالم !!

[Men's hot Fashion @menshotfashion]

Top 8 Sexy Colour Combinations for men

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[kipruto @KiprutToo]

Typical Kenyan.

1. Pampers is the name for all diapers

2. Blue band is the name for all margarine brands.

3. Omo is the name to all washing powders.

4. Colgate is the name for all toothpaste brands.

5. Nissan is the name for all 14 sitter matatus.

[ziks @zicobarre]

Instant Karma For Break Checker!

[Umm e Fari @farii_022]

عربی کہاوت ہے کے مارنے والے سے بچانے والا زیادہ مہربان ہوتا ہے❤️

اپنے بچوں کا خاص خیال رکھا کریں۔۔۔👇👇👇👇

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

A person who knows his job vs a joker

[perpetua @perpsoloo]

@NdindiNyoro @overcomethebad Corruption, just deal with it, and everything will fall into place.

[perpetua @perpsoloo]

@TALIBAN_Sr @joellytottila How did you manage them?

[perpetua @perpsoloo]

@georgediano @Wanji001 Who's going to arrest anticounterfeit officers at the port of entry?

[Thabile @IthabelengThabs]

Joburg people how do you deal with this madness ?🥴🙌🙀 do you get to work eventually?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

In front of you is Muraya Mwangi from Murang'a, currently serving as a band-1 student at the Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where he's pursuing a bachelor's degree in Dust Mitigation with Advanced IT. Remember, May intake is still ongoing.

Anyway, Our boy logged into his social media accounts breathing fire and emitting smoke after allegedly discovering that his beloved wife had been receiving high-voltage electricity from none other than Murang'a Senator Joe Nyutu.

The transformer apparently overloaded, and Muraya's emotional power grid has since collapsed. Armed with screenshots extracted from his wife's phone like a seasoned DCI sleuth, Muraya declared that he would not sit back and watch his marriage perform a disappearing act like free Wi-Fi.

The devastated gentleman narrated how he had bent over backwards, sideways, and even diagonally to provide for his family. The man travelled abroad and engaged in hardcore labour so that Madam could enjoy a soft life complete with peace, comfort, and unlimited data bundles.

To crown it all, he organized a colourful wedding so grand that village haters developed temporary hypertension from jealousy. Unfortunately, as has happened to many graduates of K-DUST, Muraya has discovered that life occasionally marks their exams using a different marking scheme. The man invested in loyalty, but fate apparently decided to diversify the portfolio.

As we speak, Muraya is reportedly struggling to breathe properly after receiving a heartbreak powerful enough to qualify as a natural disaster. Neighbours claim the man stares at his phone while listening to Mike Rua’s songs and questioning every life decision he has ever made.

Doctors have confirmed that Mareej is a very serious condition. Symptoms include random sighing, staring at walls, checking old photos, loss of appetite, and suddenly becoming a relationship expert on X, TikTok & Facebook.

Muraya's village haters who attended the wedding only for the food & gossip have reportedly called for an emergency meeting to celebrate what they are describing as an unexpected but welcome development.

We wish our brother a quick recovery as he navigates these difficult streets of character development. May he find peace, healing, and a phone password he never feels compelled to investigate again. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[perpetua @perpsoloo]

@Gitz__ @Dominosamuz11 So when will this start?

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

I didn't find you so I gave the money to your wife😭🥲

[perpetua @perpsoloo]

@KenyaDataIndex @iQwatson Watch the BBC documentary playground of the rich and famous.

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Your ABSENCE is what’s beautiful about Monaco
Rich people are there because YOU are not there

Period

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Julius Malema really told South Africans not to fight for a spaza shop but to fight for a mine that brings more money and alleviates poverty.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

The fact that prophet owuor has a following of over 1 million people in Kenya should tell you something about the outcome of the 2027 elections . If you add kanyari you abandon all hope.

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Women are cooked. Act accordingly.