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[Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire]

From Robert Kagan:

https://t.co/6y2eWtkUqj

[Jenni @hashjenni]

At some point in the future I believe we are going to find out that Donald Trump actually lost all 3 elections and never really secured more than 15-20% of the vote in any election.

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@AlertaMundoNews Ban horse racing

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@FoxTrueCrime Little psychopath.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Fran Lebowitz on the billionaires: “Every time someone suggests [a wealth tax] they say I’m moving. Go! They add nothing to New York. In the 19th century, those robber barons, they employed people. All this money magic employs no one. Goodbye, go. We don’t need you”

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@TVreporter We should all wear masks on planes for the myriad of airborne viruses out there. But Ebola is not one of them! It’s not surprising we were bleaching our groceries at the beginning of Covid 🤦‍♀️

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@JohnBar57070325 @Ehi_befree @JackLinFLL @nypost Ha- I immediately did the same thing. The math ain’t mathin’

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

IF YOU SOLD 600 THOUSAND PEOPLE A NONE EXISTENT PHONE AND REFUSED TO REFUND THE MONEY YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AND LOCKED UP 🤷

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@DrEricDing @j_g_allen So let’s mask during travel and in densely populated spaces and not start bleaching our groceries, okay?

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@brevolve @billifer1973 Understood. Different ones have different half-lives. I found this out the hard way. I have to be careful about not missing a dose as well.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what was wrong with it.

When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@MerriamWebster Cinnamon and occasion

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@Reuters *IF*???

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@Mattloppe @RestrictedDaily Same!! 🤦‍♀️

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@Acyn But Hillary was un-relatable

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@mmpadellan He thinks 28 THOUSAND people die each year from snake bites. In one country. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@mannyfidel @stephenmcramer I’m sure it was just an “excursion” to crazytown.

[funny lady @PerryBalin]

@nlyonne @DrewBarrymore I sure do love you Natasha Lyonne and hope everyone and everything treats you right. You are a gem.

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

Open the fucking straitjacket.