Parker jacobson

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

It’s a solar eclipse tomorrow, and yo period here in the mornin…

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

C418 changed my fucking life

[𝔅𝔦𝔫𝔵 @BinxTalksBoston]

"Drake Maye drops back to pass"

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

Love getting back to my dorm after a nice getaway to listen to the 4 chirping devices your roommate puts in the ceiling after u found the first one. #myroommateisthebest

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

I love driving around and catcalling women

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

@Elsamabinladen fuck you

[Linkedin Cure @CureLinkedin]

that ku pack

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

How redownloading DoorDash talks to me every night

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

@CureLinkedin @forlandtate @FreddyGetBucks5 @rajmahal67 Counting or not counting gang violence

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

@CureLinkedin Perfect

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

Anyone throwin Kirk for kirkaversary?
#imsohorny

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

Woke up at 2am and turned over to see my roommate with a jar of trail mix, pickles and a freshly cracked Diet Coke. #imhavingsomuchfun

[Linkedin Cure @CureLinkedin]

@perryellislover averaging 2 door dash orders a day since classes started

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

You don’t even have Peter millar you squid

[Linkedin Cure @CureLinkedin]

@785SportsKSU millar mondays

[Linkedin Cure @CureLinkedin]

@785SportsKSU millar mondays

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

I heard @CureLinkedin loves black women

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

@forlandtate @rajmahal67 Says the short fat ass motherfucker

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

@CureLinkedin @forlandtate Put on 72 hour deodorant 2 days ago we still got a day left

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

@CureLinkedin needing ideas for a promposal and heard your pretty good at them… any ideas??

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

Sorry make that 2 terrorists fuck you @BenjaminNet4456

[Parker jacobson @perryellislover]

@forlandtate @BenjaminNet4456 can’t stand when I have to play with a literal terrorist as a teammate on mlb the show 26