Perry Larkin

Just a fun, outgoing bartender in Portland. Big fan of my TV shows. Love to share my opinions and see what the cast of my stories are up to.

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@jacobtierney79 what's with the anti body positivity casting?!?!?! Give us our husky representation!!!!

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@XoAmandaFrances is the hardest thing to watch @BravoTV ever tried to put on us. Please @Andy we're begging you not to renew. No break, no pause, just goodbye

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

Switching to Apple Care, MAJOR MISTAKE! 1-2 weeks to replace a stolen phone!?!? Ridiculous. Assurion would personally deliver a phone same day. Why can’t I just go to @Apple @AppleSupport you should rename your protection cuz it doesn’t seem like you care. #phoneless

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

I’m going to lose my mind. @BankofAmerica phone is so automated it won’t let me talk to anyone and I can’t get to the services I need cuz everything was stolen. How the hell has it gotten so hard to make a phone call!,,

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@Marriott @MarriottBonvoy I'm pretty sure it's time to cancel my credit card. I'm so frustrated you locking me out of my Amazon fire stick. Fix it or I cat keep staying with you! #freemytv #letmewatchmyshows

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@FedEx @FedExHelp @FedExHelp responds with AI to a post about how frustrated I am with AI. Awesome. #nomorefedex

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

so @FedEx has there system rigged so you absolutely can not talk to a human being. what is wrong with customer service these days? I don't want AI help, I want a human to talk to. @FedExHelp get it together, your phone system sucks! Is there a shipping co that isn't all AI?

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

Staying at a @CourtyardHotels in Atlanta that has no room keys and requiring escort to your room. It's been 48 hours and they still have no on site tech help fixing the problem. Worst experience EVER!

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@24hourfitness Yes. Filled it out three times. No response. Why is there no way to reach a human?

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@24hourfitness are you going out of business? It won't let me talk to human when I call and I've sent three emails through your contact us with no response!?!? @24HourFitHelp

[Jordan H @jordan_hcg]

Hulu telling me the Oscars are over when they haven’t announced best picture

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@hulu_support Then you went and ruined it again. You owe everyone!!!!! No apology big enough. Who won best picture!!!

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

#Oscars #Oscars2025 #neveragain

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

Millions of people cancelling @hulu after they ruined everyone's Oscar night @TheAcademy @hulu_support how you winning us back #livid #pissed

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@TranceRevolved They "fixed it" and then ended the live stream before the last two categories!!!

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@hulu Hulu single-handedly ruined millions of Oscar watch parties!!!

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@TMobileHelp I've had 3 ppl promise me they fixed my billing issue. New bill, same problem. @TMobile I can't waste anymore time on phone w/u. WTF!?!

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

Even your producers didn't believe the winner, because it was impossible to make anyone believe the one that got the crown earned it.

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@RuPaul you should be embarrassed you aired that Xenophobic garbage you called Global All Stars @RuPaulsDragRace please just erase that entire bullshit story.

[Perry Larkin @perrylarkin]

@katyperry It ain't satire when you collab with Dr Luke. This is trash and you doubling down is disgusting