Perry Lynch

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

Ordered breakfast from the @McDonalds app.
Drove to the store, gave the code at the drive through sign.
Drove to the first window to get the receipt, the second window to get the drinks, and the third window to get the food.
How is this efficient in any way?

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@coinbase apparently needs people to answer the phones…

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@AOCpressTwo @elonmusk Umm, you are a public figure and an employee of the American People. You may not want to hear this, but you signed up for this. Parody and ridicule is part of the job. Deal with it.

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

An excellent way to strengthen your security posture!

[Center for Internet Security (CIS) @CISecurity]

🆕 CIS Hardened Images released for Microsoft Windows 10 and 11 are now available on the Azure Marketplace! https://t.co/E5J1fflSQn #azure #microsoft #cybersecurity

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@LadyRed_6 I’m sorry, no. I will friend you so that you can see the 9000 pictures of my kids and car, but no.

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@paulmisnercyber WTH???

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

Rosie’s first run in almost 29 years.

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@DCHomos OMG 😱

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@obfuscurity 😂

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@obfuscurity You could go old-school…

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@obfuscurity Yes. Yes we did.

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@obfuscurity Yes, and quite frequently they have no ability to see this in themselves

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@obfuscurity The horror! These kids will never know the hardship of dial-up!

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

Hey @Logitech! Thanks for breaking support for Big Sur and not alerting MX Owners that this was coming!

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@tinahseattle @AriBerman Salt. Coal. Natural Gas. Oil. WATER. Lumber. Chemicals. Steel. Glass. Fiberoptics. Toyota engines. Pharmaceuticals. WVU. The Green Bank Observatory. Mother's Day, Golden Delicious Apples, and charcoal for your grill. All these resources! What do you provide?
Get stuffed.

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@obfuscurity What? 16? How did that happen overnight?

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@obfuscurity I use a tree stump and a .45 to solve this problem...

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

Who do I know with connections into @Ubiquiti Networks? Trouble Tickets aren't supposed to last six weeks.

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

@chiefmonkey Easy. Football play diagrams.

[Perry Lynch @PerryLynch]

Change your passwords! Enable MFA! A simple text could have prevented these.
#16Characters #Complex #Password #ChangeItNow