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@mipsytipsy Loooong time ago, but I once worked at a place that required all changes to undertake a risk review before being approved, and one of the criteria was that changes that touched more files were considered more risky. As you can imagine this resulted in some very strange designs

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”

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@davefarley77 Confidence that your tests will fail when they should

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@andee_marks Made a very slow query 1000 times faster with a 1 line change. Rubocop immediately changed it back.

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@joneaves How well does is soak up floods?

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@iRobotEducation @codewithroot So whats happening with the iRobot Coding app? No updates since mid 2021 and still waiting on a quite a few promised blocks (in particular the function block - things are pretty limited without it!)

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Ah, lovely mince pies @joneaves @mrowe @michaelneale @mattallen

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@jkordyback Good luck mate

[perrynfowler @perrynfowler]

Ironic…

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@lady_nerd An interesting pattern I saw when I lived there was to take a common english name and change one letter so it became a common english word: Dive, Windy..

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@joshgnosis The straw man was hers not yours :)

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@joshgnosis Oh yes absolutely, I know this is Twitter but Im not actually trying to argue with you :)

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@johncutlefish Probably that they have owners and managers

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@marick Yep IMNSHO, new name, same old piffle

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@gojkoadzic Female child

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@haruki_zaemon I had this recently “we have looked in to your issue and your nameservers are managed by a different provider”…. Uh, yeah they are NOW.

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@zoomosis Subcutaneous

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@marick I think the assertion they were rubbishing is that there is some sort of general pattern that applies to everyone

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@jchyip Hey remember when we hoped Confluence would encourage better maintenance because it looked more professional? 😂