Perrymandem

Nothin' but a G thang.

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

My dog is obsessed with standing inside the coffee table and he looks like a woman carrying fruit on her head.

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

if i was jake gyllenhaal i'd just post a selfie wearing that scarf then turn my phone off

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp this is a lil bit dodgy :/

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

@FrenchicPaint Ahhh amazing! Ordered - thank you so so much for your help and keep up the brilliant work x

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

@FrenchicPaint hello, do you have any idea of any stockists who may still have After Midnight? I have a half painted wardrobe and am desperate, it’s such a gorgeous colour but was obviously limited edition! Everywhere I can find is out of stock and help would be so appreciated ❤️

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

Seth Rogen has started making pottery and it’s the most wholesome and wonderful thing I’m living for the updates

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

My grandad isn’t 100% sure about how to use his phone, doesn’t really contribute to the family group chat but sometimes provides inputs like this with absolutely no explanation or follow up and I love it

[SGN @StanGronkNandez]

Lmfao how hard would it have been to get a picture of Kanye West

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

If my 9 year old Sims obsessed self was told that at 27 I would still be sat in a hoodie spending hours of my time building a library that IS ALSO A COMMUNITY PARK and is SICK... yeah I probably would’ve believed it

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

@R_T_T_H You’re an inspiration Nanny Ryan xxx

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

Been learning to sew as a lockdown hobby and I swear guys, if your mental health is dwindling and you find yourself sat in front of screens all day feeling like shite, find a creative outlet and throw yourself into it. Your brain will thank you

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

@Aldowler Can confirm that is excessive

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

@Ikano_UK All done, thank you :)

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

@Ikano_UK can someone please contact me? I’ve submitted two contact forms in the last couple of weeks but not joy ☹️

[just ed @EddyWeddyNeddy]

Just fully coming to terms with how The X-Factor created a category called the “Over 25’s” & treated the people there like they were on their last legs????

[jack rooke 👋 @jackrooke]

me walking in for my first day at the Oppenheim group

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

@RachelMcGrath I think it’s your duty to research it for the people (aka me)

[Perrymandem @perryontoast]

@RachelMcGrath I got this email and was equally perplexed I’m so glad someone else picked up on how bizarre that holiday is