Sara Perry

Dental and grammar nerd. Inventor of snake pants.

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

@Phil_Sports @katienolan Hi guys! Wally and Mina here 🐶🐼

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

@Phil_Sports

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

The amount of time that I spend thinking and talking about Carole Baskins is not normal #TigerKing

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

He’s got friends in low IQ places 🤦‍♀️

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Garth Brooks wearing a Barry Sanders jersey In Detroit loses fans because his MAGA fans think it’s a Bernie Sanders Jersey.

I can’t anymore.

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

some employers are banning the phrase "ok boomer" considering it discrimination. here r some fun alternatives u can use 2 stay ahead of them:

okey dokey about to croakey
10-4 dinosaur
very well sir old-as-hell
fine with me elderly
got it, geriatric
eat a ass mr. old as grass

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

@JLevNHV If you need to be sad, be sad. But please know that the Perry’s think you’re a star 🌟 😁

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

That headband though 🤷‍♀️😝

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

@JLevNHV I hear the pizza and bagels are okay

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

Hotel ninja rolls #portland #ninja #losthishat @ La Quinta Inn & Suites Portland https://t.co/H4rvOsyeEK

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

Happy first day of summer! Summer days are here again @pina225

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

@JoshJPerry 🤓🎮

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

@JoshJPerry

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

@GoYardGoats We can’t wait til spring!

[Jordan Ireland @jor_nicole4]

Did my dog just pet my cat?? And did my cat just hug my dog??

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

@JoshJPerry @dilemmalord @BethElderkin YESSSSSSS

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

It’s in the bag #WorldSeries #HR4HR

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

#HR4HR

[Sara Perry @perrysarae]

Mookie with the #HR4HR