jessica perry

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[jessica perry @perrywbu]

@WestMidRailway @BTP It was moving between Yardley Wood and Hall Green

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

@BTP @WestMidRailway I’m trying to get through about reporting this crime. Your operators are all busy & all staff are no help. I was sat on the 16:42 train from Shirley to Bham Moor St when a rock hit the train & shattered the glass. A bit of glass hit my head and I’m shaken up.

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

@WestMidRailway @BTP No operators to take my call. I tried to report it at Birmingham New St as I had to catch a train to Manchester. Was told there’s no longer onsite transport police at New St… no police at one of the largest train stations in the UK? Sounds dangerous

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

@Dominos_UK This is him sitting like a good old doggo waiting patiently for free pizza #DominosBigGiveaway

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

@Dominos_UK #DominosBigGiveaway free pizza would make my bank holiday epic as I just got a new job but I’m currently too poor to afford dominos to celebrate 🥰 (my dog loves a tiny bit of pizza too)

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

It’s actually peak I joke about and call my dog ‘the walking dead’ to his face cause of how old n grey he is like I won’t be having two weeks off work for bereavement when he does go

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

Serenade me with a bit of Jamie T

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

I’m going back to work on Friday after having ten days off for covid looking like I’ve spent a week in Portugal

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

Denmark's players had to form a protective ring around their teammate. A distraught wife was broadcast to the world. TV broadcasters and cameramen are capable of blocking footage of pitch invaders, but not this? Sorry, that is not ok.

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

went inside to check the Denmark Finland score and I can’t believe what I’m seeing 😭

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

The DJ boonie and DJ cammy YouTube videos where each line of the lyrics finish with …x <3 [x]

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

Costa’s hazelnut iced latte with almond milk for fiddy p was an absolute game changer I’m still thinking about it

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

carvery booked for monday ✅✅✅

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

I acc can’t stand myself I am so indecisive like wtf am I gonna do with my life, change my goals every 1.5 days

[S @tin__tinn]

Can everybody do Mc Smally that’s my name at mine pls ✨

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

I’ve spent bank holiday Monday in bed listening to the rain all day and it’s been bloody glorious

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

happy pay day people I just spent the little I got on a fat online clothes shop x I might be broke but at least the drip is fresh x

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

Was in a taxi going home from the countryside last night and we were talking about we’ve never seen wild deers and then A FAMILY OF DEERS were just in the middle of the road and stopped us in our tracks!! They were so cute it was amazing

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

Sliced my thumb in the process and the kitchen is a bomb site I think I might go back to bed

[jessica perry @perrywbu]

Is there anything worse than spending ages following a recipe and when you sit down to taste it it’s horrible, just wasted an hour and a half of my life making soup from scratch for it to taste like ass