BOOMER MOM: “You eat out too much.”
GEN Z: “I cook every night.”
BOOMER MOM: “Groceries can’t be that expensive.”
GEN Z: “I spent $310 last week.”
BOOMER MOM: “For one person?!”
GEN Z: “Eggs are $7. Chicken is $9 a pound.”
BOOMER MOM: “You’re shopping wrong.”
GEN Z: “Store brand. Sales. Coupons. Everything.”
BOOMER MOM: “We fed a family of four for $100 a week.”
GEN Z: “That was 1987.”
BOOMER MOM: “Excuses.”
Walmart made $16 billion in profit last year.
Grocery bills up 36% since 2020.
But sure.
I just don’t know how to shop.
Lo de Mamdani es muy gracioso porque uno creería que su exito en New York es porque el man tiene un plan de gobierno complejo y estructurado
Pero revisas sus políticas y simplemente esta haciendo las cosas mas obvias para solucionar los problemas de la ciudad, y funciona
dont prep, dont treat this like an expansion where you wan to be ready to blitz the content at launch as if you were getting raid ready, just run a few quick play matches in crucible, vanguard ops, and wait for the update, and on the 9th savor the update, take your time
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
We all wake up June 9th, 2029
Destiny 3
Create our characters
Begin our journey
Cutscene:
A ghost flying around the city, looking…for something…
“Ahh…there you are Guardian!” Before reviving us
“You took a pretty bad fall from the tower…are you okay? How are you feeling?”