Personal Development

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@thesiriusreport Food doesn't seem to be a high priority either for some reason.

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@GlobalProTrader History repeating itself.

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@ThomasSowell And keeps doing.

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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

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Boy speeding on road.
Guard stops him and asks: "Did you see the speed limit sign?"
Boy: "Yeah, I just didn't see you."
#funny
#humour

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- How do two programmers make money?
- One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses
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I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
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Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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Q: What is a astronaut's favorite place on the keyboard?
A: The space bar!
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Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild?
A fifty pound note!
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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

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Employer: "We need someone responsible."
"Your search ends here! In my last job when something went wrong,everyone said I was responsible."

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My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job.
I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.
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If you see somebody without a smile, give 'em yours!
Dolly Parton
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
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I used to believe that the brain was the most important organ. But then I thought, hey, look who's telling me that.
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They say money doesn't bring you happiness. Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.
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Me: "Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?"
Me: "No."
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"I'm getting married. I'm sick of a messy flat, dirty dishes, and dirty clothes."
Friend "Hey, I'm getting divorced for the same reasons."