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y’all, just be nice, for 5 fucking minutes please spoil me

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@LocalH @thetoadies @masquerade_atl @vandoliers You guys know there’s a bar here that does $3.50 pitchers of pbr on tuesday nights called moes and joes 👀

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@hankgreen https://t.co/UBRvEg1d6u

Hank please tell me i don’t need to be as concerned about this as i am

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@JordanSchachtel mRNA is a crucial part of our gene transcription, the m literally just stands for messenger, if you removed it from your body you would die. Slowly and painfully, it would be like dying of radiation poisoning.

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@UberFacts I don’t wanna be that guy, but you don’t have “dopamine neurons” you have dopamine receptors on your neurons, just FYI

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@Gusbuckets It’s the irony and the timing for me

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@nellychillin i count like 54 people. the other day i counted, i only have 14 friends. this is just too much

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@lovedoveclarke barkeepers friend is so good at getting that stuff off

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@aragusea As a former member of music theory twitter, this song makes me feel just weird emotions and i was wondering if you might have any idea as to why, on like a theory level https://t.co/MISPLDNqDM

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@NetflixFilm #Unsubscribe

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@AL_Draws1 @CrankGameplays @honkeef Happy early birthday! i turned 16 in march

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@kenminzey @UberFacts you’re fine, i’ve learned so much about like nuclear energy and star systems and history and governments because of situations like that.

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@CrankGameplays @markiplier i just got these emails, pretty sure they’re a scam

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@hankgreen i haven’t read a book in like a year, but i just started an absolutely remarkable thing, and i’ve been reading it for 4 hours straight

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i will give head to anyone that smacks Mitch McConnell in the face with a can of twisted tea

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@gaybugfeet i used to, i recently got an electric razor and it changed my life

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linguini be like “the chef hat stays on during sex”

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@ARockToKick @bigelbowski i am actively making ice cream which is fitting because if i wanted to eat custard, what’s what i’d eat

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if you drink bottled water then you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine

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my pronouns are bitch and whore