Ashley P

[Ashley P @persinperson]

@CBBCatchphrases don’t pahk ya cah in havad yahd cuz medfud wud be too fah

[Ashley P @persinperson]

Took a pandemic for me to finish a chapstick

[Ashley P @persinperson]

Peters mom going for an Oscar with these tears #TheBachelorFinale

[Ashley P @persinperson]

@NCC_Athletics @NCCWomensLax My girl @maddie_McCutie

[Ashley P @persinperson]

Getting on the first flight back to Chicago and kicking both Parkey and the camera man who made that kick look good in the balls

[Ashley P @persinperson]

I would like to recommend Nailed It on #Netflix to the people of the world. You’re welcome

[Ashley P @persinperson]

Imagine being drunk and accidentally getting on the bus to Halloweentown

[Ashley P @persinperson]

“I think the reason it’s tiring is cuz we’re never satisfied. Comedy, it’s caution thrown to the wind” - Jerry Lewis

[Ashley P @persinperson]

Saw a Mapquest printout on the ground. I have so many questions for whoever that belongs to

[Ashley P @persinperson]

Definitely follow more food accounts than people on all forms of social media #knowwhatimabout

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

Honestly I love seeing Tom Brady upset

[Ashley P @persinperson]

Why is it that in scary movies they always hit a deer when they’re heading somewhere isolated? We know you in the middle of nowhere what’d the deer do?!

[Ashley P @persinperson]

Only in Boston does a 40 degree temp mean convertible weather

[Ashley P @persinperson]

Go cubs go #FlyTheW

[Ashley P @persinperson]

You mean fork asshole right? https://t.co/HgBS96SohZ

[Ashley P @persinperson]

Remember Star Wars I, II,III? Nope me neither

[Boston Calling @bostoncalling]

Don't miss out on Early Bird tickets. RT to enter to win two VIP passes! https://t.co/lGtcehgin7 #BostonCalling

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

"A new year…A fresh clean start!" Let 2017 be the "big white sheet of paper" to dream what ever you want with…

[Ashley P @persinperson]

💙#17 https://t.co/3iLaU0Vv2R

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Congratulations to the 2016 National League MVP, @KrisBryant_23!

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

The @Cubs brought a certain trophy along with them, too!

#FlyTheW