Merrittocracy

Not shutting up. Not ever. Never.
Injustice pisses me off that much.
And if I can make you laugh your way into action, all the better.

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@Marvin_Beatty @pattonoswalt @KITKAT Has anyone demonstrated proof that it is *not* a giant KitKat?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Funny, you never hear about anti-ventilators.

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@8645inAZ @liortransplant1 @McDivergence Right, like now there's an entire generation of people waiting for their opportunity to try to get tar out of hair using their own urine.

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@SheepParade I'd believe it if it weren't so obviously written in #MadisonCawthorn 's handwriting.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Donald Trump: “I want to see Biden in prison!”
Joe Biden: “Why does Trump think I would visit him in prison?”

#ReinstatementDay

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

Anti-vax folks say they don’t trust doctors. Where do they go when they get sick?

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@DevinCow I cleaned the house.

[NY_Mets_Giants_Knicks @NYMetsGiantsKn1]

How to get MAGA conservatives to take the
1st Moderna shot
1st Pfizer shot

Disclaimer:
I did not make this video but agree that it would work 100%

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@StephenKing "What *weren't* you wearing?"

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@_Mrtdogg Well sure, they're standing up now, but next week they'll be lying down. In hospitals. But sure, let the minors make health decisions for themselves.

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@JennaEllisEsq Oh good lord how could I have forgotten Madison Cawthorn and Brett Kavanaugh?

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@JennaEllisEsq Right after Gym Jordan, Matt Gaetz and That Fuckin' Guy, you know, the people with credible claims against them.

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@CawthornforNC Just wait till you don't read the great fiction novel "It Can't Happen Here!" Spoiler alert: it does.

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@Robin_Blue19 100% right decision. You are right in every patient's face, putting your hands in their mouths. Dentists' offices have to be way up there in virus transmission spots. Tell your co-workers they don't get to scoff at people taking care of their health & asking others to respect it.

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@Twitter enforce your policies! @realLizUSA is spreading lies and misinformation straight from the mouth of TFG and needs to be banned just like he was IMMEDIATELY

[Liz Harrington @realLizUSA]

NEW!

"Wisconsin has just canceled 205,000 voter registrations because they say they could not find the voters. Why did they wait until AFTER the election? Would this mean that we would have won Wisconsin? Congratulations!' - President Donald J. Trump

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It's also a free app available on phones in the US. I downloaded mine yesterday.

[Jeff @Jeff28043896]

@MollyJongFast Same in the UK. Folks are refusing to have vaccine passports, not realising it's a free app that most people have had for months on their phone.
That allows you to travel with much less hassle.
Order prescriptions / book doctors appointments and lots more.

It's progress

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Oops, just a storyteller, not the actual flight attendent, alas. But the telling remains genius.

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"This man smells of a pack of Marlboros, four packs of Everclear alcohol and re-guh-RET"—this flight attendant explains how if you act up on a flight, you're going to have to *attend* (your own) ass-whupping. Brilliant storytelling.

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"This man smells of a pack of Marlboros, four packs of Everclear alcohol and re-guh-RET"—this flight attendant explains how if you act up on a flight, you're going to have to *attend* (your own) ass-whupping. Brilliant storytelling.

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

Actually, while vaccination rates for kids under 12 are identical (0%) across states,

Infection numbers are not

In Massachusetts, about 250 kids under 10 years of age infected last week

In Florida, it was about 9,000

In Louisiana, it was about 1600

3/5

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@GraceWalkerrr W;t?