🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦

I am an open book. ... on a dusty shelf in the back of a unused Library in the middle of nowhere.

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

@elonmusk I've been keeping schtum since the US election (I mean, it's your country and we had Boris Johnson.) but seriously, please do take a long walk off a short pier, you complete and utter twit. “I wouldn't trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire!” - Sir TP.

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

@SundayBrunchC4 It's perfectly normal Simon! ...but we're a 3 duvet house here; 1.5 for Summer, 4.5 for Spring/Autumn and 9 for Winter.

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

A great day out to #Aylsham at #UrbanClay for a @BeachHutCharm #workshop. Good instruction from Emma but you can go at your own pace & ask questions. You'll get extra help when you need it to create a unique & perfectly imperfect #handcrafted piece of #jewellery.

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

@TheMorganics @BrecklandPolice @NationalHways @SouthNorfPolice @NorfolkPolice The person who reported the fox had tried but there were difficulties because of the roadworks.

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

@BrecklandPolice, @NationalHways, @SouthNorfPolice & @NorfolkPolice there's a report of an injured fox on the verge of the A11 roadworks between Attleborough & Wymondham but there's no safe place to stop. Can you help? Northbound What3Words Lifeguard.scrub.haunts

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

@BrecklandPolice @NationalHways
there's a report of an injured fox on the verge of the A11 roadworks between Attleborough & Wymondham but there's no safe place to stop. Can you help? Northbound What3Words Lifeguard.scrub.haunts

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

@NationalHways there's a report of an injured fox on the verge of the A11 roadworks between Attleborough & Wymondham but there's no safe place to stop. Can you help? What3Words Lifeguard.scrub.haunts

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The rumors stop here. Will and I did NOT lip sync our dancing in Spirited. Tomorrow’s trailer will settle it.

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

Vote for Pact Animal Sanctuary to share in £300,000 of grants https://t.co/DokK1tMKMM

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

...and His Lordship laughs at me. #CannyMoreLike

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I always say 'thank you' to Alexa so that when AI becomes self-aware and takes over the word I will be spared enslavement.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being absolutely committed to staying on the pavement. Yes. They’re walking towards you, this couple, side by side, but you’re not going to be the one to move out the way, not today, they’ll have to go in single file! Stay strong, here it goes… Nope, you’re in the mud again.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is a reminder of ‘cacafuego’ (17th century): a small, swaggering braggart or spitfire convinced of their own prowess. From the Spanish for ‘fire-shitter’.

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

They're helping people & their pets at the borders and those brave volunteers who are staying back to care for the many animals that remain - Support animal rescue efforts by making a gift to Animal Rescue Fund (via @HSIGlobal) https://t.co/NUVJcgJiZq #UkraineRussiaWar 🇺🇦

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘pertolerate’ (17th century): to endure steadfastly to the end.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Fair

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Britain: a nation of people who say it’s probably going to be fine, but who are also secretly expecting nothing but disaster.

[Staged @staged2020]

Happy New Year from all of us at #Staged!

https://t.co/4nvk9EEJwM

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Fuck it. #NYE2021

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“What’s for tea?”
“Either 12 mini quiches, 12 mini sausage rolls, 12 ham and cheese croquettes, 12 mini spring rolls, 12 breaded prawns, 12 mini samosas or 12 mini fishcakes”
“Have we got anything that isn’t 12 or mini?”
“No”

[🇺🇦 Sarah 🇺🇦 @Perskeet]

@rachelus2u @mariejarvie @ShappiKhorsandi [Trust you, Rachel! 😆 ]