Personal_Fouls

Sometimes, life just gets in the way of great plays by great players.

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

#Collectivebargaining won't fix this issue.

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

When your ex turns texting into sexting, and you're out with someone new, it's time for a #lockout.

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

There are thousands of words in the English language, and yet, she seems to always pick one-word answers. #FullTimeOut

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

I probably didn't hear back because there were #TwelveMenintheHuddle

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

This girl told me to "hit her up." So I did so and never heard back. #PlayActionFake

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

She told me we had to talk. Two hours later, she still wouldn't tell me what we 'had to talk' about. #PleaseResetTheGameClock

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

I said give me your number. She reciprocated by giving me the finger. #LateHit

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

She said she doesn't have time for a relationship. Lies! Plenty of time with #CommercialsAfterEveryKickoff

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

Making matters worse, when I tried to gather myself for girl No. 2, she left the bar. Could've used a #TwoMinuteWarning

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

When I asked her 'How old are you?', she grimaced and said 26. When I told her I was 23, she walked away. #IneligibleManDownfield

[Kasey Keys @KaseyKeys]

Today is officially stay humble sunday

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

This girl was real down-to-earth and gave me her number without even asking. #PenaltyDeclinedWillTakeTheYardageOnThatPlay

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

This girl drank too much our first night out & didn't remember anything so we had a 2nd 1st date the next week. #5yardpenaltyrepeatfirstdown

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

Since when did tapas become a full meal? Three olives, two meatballs and two shrimp later, she told me we were skipping dinner. #FaceMask

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

In the middle of my conversation with her, I felt my phone vibrate. When I went to answer the text, she took it away. #Holding

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

This girl told me she is too busy to text me back or think about texting me during the day. Child Please. #unnecessaryroughness

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

I've been dying to go out with this girl. When I finally ask her out, she says "I'd love to! Can my boyfriend come too?!" #FalseStart

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

Just when I thought she was texting me to get back together...she called to complain about another guy. #IllegalSubstitution

[Personal_Fouls @Personal_Fouls]

This girl texted me at 8 a.m. that she wants to get married to me someday ... a year after I told her I had feelings for her. #DelayOfGame