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whimsical & perfectly socially awkward·

[➰ @perspectives221]

Rt.

[tara ♡. @iamtaranicolee]

I want all my bills paid for Christmas. You hear me Santa with your fat ass

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Only Kenyans will talk to a cockroach before killing it "Unaenda wapi....then paaaa! Ghasia hii,,, paah paah ,, Rudi hapa,,,paaah paah😂🙌

[Tekee @Tekeee]

Taking a job too seriously is a sign of low intelligence

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

A teacher who knows his student😭😂😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

two stages of reading:

1. ​i’ve read 5 books in 3 days.
1. ​i have not read a single sentence in months.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Affordable housing was always a Ponzi scheme and how people never saw this amazes me.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[Joe Kobuthi @jkobuthi]

You just need to find yourself in a forum with Africans and realise how deeply the Kenyan mind has been colonized. Folks, it is serious.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

start making people realize it's a privilege to be connected to you.

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

The more you lock in, the bigger the demons you’ll fight.

It’s very important that you don’t fold.

[Droid @droid254]

The parents ruined the kid's life...low IQ stuff

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

Mmezidi sasa ...😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t think a lot of people realize it yet, but we’re living through one of the darkest periods in human history.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

when she asks for fare but you visit her instead 😂💔

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Pico 🎈 @Piicools]

@dqveed if you see me in the Jungle with a black bear that close to me, help the bear

[Agent Nala @MainlandAfrica]

The biggest danger is William Ruto being in the country to meet with Ramaphosa.

I wish people understood how life threatening Ruto is to this Republic, and Ramaphosa is a willing participant.

[Mr.Reliable @RealEdwin_88]

Early in the morning uko Maperas

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

Ndovu ikikukimbiza angusha shati chini, alafu itakanyanga ikidhani ni ww

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

A truly intelligent species wouldn’t poison its own drinking water, strip away its topsoil, drive wildlife populations into decline, and create chronic illness through the very food system it depends on.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like adults.