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@lyncey_gilbe @Keir_Starmer Why? CPS need a clear run at a case. They don’t want defence counsel gaining an advantage. English law is remarkably similar to poker. Never give your opponent an advantage.

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@LegatWriter Keep writing Anna. Is it about fifteen years ago, or so? We corresponded. My scribblings were published. You asked for my publisher. As it turned out, you didn’t need them, you have gone to success apart. At the last count fifty six thousand were sold. Not best selling but..

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@jeremycorbyn @MichaelRosenYes Good grief. Again, I agree with Comrade Corbyn. What is going on? Happy Birthday Mr Rosen.

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@lyncey_gilbe “She”? Let’s be open and transparent here. The correct appellation is…. “It”.

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@RealDonKeith Fortunately her opinions are completely irrelevant.

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@insiderlauren I think it would be better to compare with St David’s Day or St Andrew’s Day. Any Welsh or Scots willing to comment on what would be on sale then?
The Moslem or Christian festivals are religious and not really comparable with pride in our nation.

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@otokyo Eight and nine, no. Everything else, yes. I wrote a cheque on Wednesday. Rewind to a kinder, gentler age.

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@Matt_Pinner Adolf Hitler?

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@JohnCleese I’m no apologist for lenient judges however the combination of Home Office directives, our bizarre sentencing guidelines and the fact that he was 14 at the time mean the sentence was almost inevitable. John - had you pursued a career in law instead of comedy?

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@ZoomerHistorian @lyncey_gilbe Rhodesia.

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@PrisonPlanet Interesting to follow the prosecution. What will an English court do with this vile specimen? Perhaps, more to the point, what CAN an English court do with him?

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@PollSter_Mike1 The Offence.

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@lady_valor_07 Wallpaper hanger’s dangler. Commonly known as a plumb bob.

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@EdinburghSpot In the grand scheme of things. It doesn’t matter. Spencer is one of five MPs. Five. Utterly insignificant. Irrelevant. Out of 650 constituencies, the Green/Brown vote is worth anything.

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@DrUweSchmidt1 @JohnCleese “A lawyer for 40years” and you defend your excuses: “closed Moslem community” and “played a passive part”? For raping a little girl? Unbelievable!

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@ArchRose90 Ah.. Flat cap, Woodbine, white mac, wellies. And t’ whippet. Grand lad, that’s got it off to a t.

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@PWestoff Oh surely Cozy Powell, for all his acknowledged talents as a rock drummer could not compete with this ladies’ persuasive demeanour?

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@LegatWriter Where the US leads, inevitably we follow…

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@clearopinions @benonwine Possibly in the dim and distant?