Perth Weather Chair

Plastic Outdoor Furniture Association of WA - Climate Specialist (sometimes stating the obvious)

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Feeling right now #PerthStorm

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Smell that, no it’s not Petrichor, it’s conservatives tears #AusVotes22

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@BellTowerTimes I’ve tried selling my tweets as NFTs to get me through to the next storm

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Dare leave me in the Sun tomorrow, I double dare you…

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Sup? #perthstorm

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Technically you need a skippers ticket to operate me today #ImABoat

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Current status:

⚪️Single
⚪️Not looking
⚪️In a relationship
🔘Banging everything in site

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How about that weather

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Might go get a job at a testing clinic

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@larrypoges @SpaceLiminalBot Yes, they were on holiday in Kalbarri... now 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Maybe I should call my buddy in Kalbarri or my mate in Kalgoorlie to expect him soon.

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So anything planned for the weekend?

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@BellTowerTimes Burner accounts are go

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Strewth something worth tweeting about #perthstorm

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@PerthRainBucket ☔️

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They say the borders are closed #FlyTime #PerthStorm

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#perthstorm tonight is more of an enigma than anything else

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Is it safe to remove ones hard hat?

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Oo rain