Murder, She Tweeted

Disaster Transbian ⚢ She/her/comrade🦄 ADHD☕️ Age of Sigmar & 40K. Xenos enthusiast. Mostly bitching about game design & writing.

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I tried turning my gender off & on again. Now I'm just waiting for updates to install...

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@clundoff hi FYI I just bought SilverMoon on Kindle but it appears that it is actually OutOfThisWorld with the wrong cover & description

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@snowttrpg Epyllion, The Real Thing, Great American Novel, Great American Witch, Downfall, Phoenix Dawn Command, Voidheart Symphony, Headspace, Trophy Dark/Gold, iHunt, Spire, Heart, Gods of Metal, Girl by Moonlight, The Watch, Thirsty Sword Lesbians, Eat the Reich

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@FreyjaErlings This is the single greatest idea I’ve ever heard.

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@lporiginalg Skill issue

[scar :3 @scarlettactual]

we're like if the inglourious basterds were gay and transgender

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@Pantmonger Considering Seraphon 🦎

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@autismsupsoc Biblically accurate gymnastics?

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@historyinmemes Elder Scrolls 6 map

[Grant Howitt @gshowitt]

Of course D&D Online didn’t make money, nor will whatever they try next. You can’t commodify oral storytelling like that. We don’t own your imagination and the experience of telling stories together. TTRPG writers are fantasy tour guides, not fantasy landlords

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@Sughammer I predate WD by 2 years. I am an ancient one from the before times, Owl & Weasel issue 7 which isn’t SFW

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@Emthepaintfreak That’s what the tiny bats are for

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@DubhDonald The Imperial copium in the replies

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So Warhammer The Old World is just 9th edition Fantasy Battle 9 years late with half the factions dropped? Right?

[Trish Khoo @hogfish]

When your spreadsheet matches your nails 💅🏽🌈

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So has anyone considered writing the dystopian novel “Don’t create the universal healthcare nexus”?

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I wouldn’t say no to female Space Marines but I don’t like space marines anyway. Space Marines are the basic bitches of Warhammer.

SM lieutenants = scented candles
“they shall know no fear” = “live,laugh,love”
legions/chapters = star signs

Imperials eunt domus

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So I’m running through the mythology of AoS in my head in the shower this morning (as you do) and I arrive at this point and now it lives in my head rent free

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Okay 2024. It’s been a couple of days, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. But I swear if you turn out to be 2020 in Groucho Marx glasses again….

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Some asked me today if there were any non-white Aeldari and I realised I couldn’t think of a single example and now I have to learn how to do dark skin tones for mine

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Harlequin number 3