perversity the game

18+
perversity is a dirty little party game looking for a niche.150 cards w/ clue words & answer phrases. Buy online. Will follow back if you amuse me

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The Game Perversity How to Play https://t.co/n4DutUWSxV via @YouTube

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My favorite exercise at the gym is lateral neck turns, which is where I walk in, shake my head "no," and leave immediately.

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Do people named Alexa
use Alexa? 🤔

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There's nothing good on Facebook anymore.
497 friends who've got nothing to entertain me.

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3,000 and growing.
Wow.
perversity is contagious!

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If I ever come to your house and your toilet paper
is hanging wrong
I WILL fix it!

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I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called.

I don't use it for that.

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If having sex for money makes you a whore, does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganization?

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EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE ELSE WANTS
TO HEAR IT

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I don't jog
because I've watched enough Law & Order to know that's how you end up finding
a dead body

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IF I TAKE THE TIME
TO LEAVE YOU A VOICEMAIL OR RESPOND TO YOUR EMAIL DON'T FUCKING CALL ME
TO ASK ME WHAT MY MESSAGE SAID.

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I want buns of steel
but I also want buns
of cinnamon.

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Updating your profile pic every other day is an obvious cry
for attention.

Just stop it. You're pathetic. Nobody cares.

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I tried dancing like
no one was watching.

My court date is pending.

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It's official.
The world is ending.
Facebook is down.

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I hate math
yet I find myself doing the daylight savings time math: "but really it's only 4:30..."

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I wish my teeth
were as white as my legs

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Somehow
I just don't trust food
from a thin chef

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Thought about buying a fitbit to monitor my heart while I exercise but then I remembered I don't have a heart and I don't exercise

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I'm like a vintage cartoon

Old but eternally juvenile

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It's a dog eat dog world
and I feel like I'm
wearing Milkbone
underwear.