Pesely

Musician/Cynical Asshole.

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@kexp playing Mastodon. Do more of that please 🤘🤘

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Imagine paying for streams then posting about how many streams you got lol

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Of course the one time I don’t have to wake up at 6am, the neighbors are quiet lol

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Don’t fuck this up America

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Never expected to hear Butthole Surfers on the radio but @kexp you did it lol

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“I lost my virginity on the monorail”

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But seriously how do I join one of those nepo baby indie bands? “Our dad is a record exec but don’t pay attention to that”

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Denver airport is mostly a mall lol

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Wild to be in a place that doesn’t have/need restroom codes

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It’s 70 degrees in Seattle in October because of plastic straws

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“I’m not feeling a spark” is the new “it’s not you, it’s me” and I have the data to back it up

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Just saw the most gentrified looking Taco Time in Federal Way. Uh oh

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@timecaptales @dennis_manrod

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Jimmy Carter 2024

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@wsdot_traffic Thanks for doing this on a busy night ❤️

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Whoever decided to close the I-5 on ramp leaving the hill during Block Party should get a promotion. Really good idea lol

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Eminem said “I put that shit to bed like Amber Heard at a Mattress Firm” Jesus 😆

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@Eminem @GlennMcMaster

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The thing about “making it” is you have to be annoying on social media and I just can’t lol

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Just saw a dude with no legs rolling down the street in a wheelchair blasting Turn Down for What. I love this city