hamish

(this is what the world sounds like)

[tiafreakyass @TiaCorine]

NORTH CAROLINA STAND UP🫡❤️
@XXL
#xxlfreshman
https://t.co/xlq2cIIn6k

[@goth @goth600]

In San Francisco, the tech bros glue this to my head. You not allowed to see base reality in California. Too dangerous. The government give you special AR filters to avoid seeing anything bad.

[hamish @peshkaregod]

@ChinoVGC @woopahking MARK MCQUILLAN 🐐

[hamish @peshkaregod]

@ChinoVGC You know how i do it

[hamish @peshkaregod]

HAMISH SWEEP AT SYDNEY REGIONALS 9-0 ZERO GAME LOSSES INBOUND

[🅿️i'erre 🅱️ourne @pierrebourne]

IG!

[🅿️i'erre 🅱️ourne @pierrebourne]

👀👀👀👀

[🦢 @kayswan_]

me: i just smoked

IDIOT FRIEND: "was it indica or sativa?"

me: bro it was fucking crack

*dies of crack overdose*

*ambulance comes and brings me back to life*

me: holy shit wtf happened

paramedics: u smoking too much crack my boy 😂😂😂😂

me: damn. where my crack at tho

paramedic: *dies*

me: i guess i know where the rest of my crack went 😂😂😂

other paramedic: actually he had a serious history of heart problems and just had a heart attack

me: bruh

other paramedic: nah jk bro smoked ALL of your crack

me: that fucking fiend. anyway please dont charge me for saving my life

paramedic: why shouldn't i?

me: cuz i need to buy more crack mf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

paramedic: ZOOWEEMAMA

rowley: wtf mike did u jus steal my joke

me: yeah

jeff kinney: yeah buddy ur getting sued for $500m

me: wtf 🤯 how am i going to buy anymore crack now???

el chapo: did someone say crack?

the 3 CIA vans all parked outside my house because they were going to commit a sting operation on me: EL CHAPO FREEZE U ARE UNDER ARREST FOR LIKE EVERY CRIME EVER

el chapo: zooweemama 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

The End.

[hamish @peshkaregod]

@ChinoVGC

[Chinstar @ChinoVGC]

I’m Prada myself

[Charli @charli_xcx]

welcome

[. @playboicarti]

love all my supporters it’s time

[Charli @charli_xcx]

bye.

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

Andrew Callaghan on CNN: "Even CNN competes for views by running constant 24hr news cycles based upon fear, division, outrage & panic, probably like to sell ads."

Don Lemon: "I don't agree with what you're saying."

[Tempo | Pokeaim @JoeyPokeaim]

LMAO 💀💀

[Charli @charli_xcx]

the 5 year anniversary of Pop 2 is tomorrow…. and i got some vinyl news… tomorrow @ 9am pst here: https://t.co/9Ramju7QiX

[hamish @peshkaregod]

KANYE NOOOOO ENOUGH IS ENOUGH