PessimisticPalpatine

Just dew it

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Dew it https://t.co/e3L6ORNRnu

[Jake Reib @jakereib]

Merry Christmas from the Reib boys #TheOffice #dwightschrute #jimhalpert #andybernard

[Jake Reib @jakereib]

WHEN CHRISTMAS IS THIS MONTH

[Cross Country Probs @CrossProb]

When coach says "we've been working really hard lately, take the day off"

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Dew it!!

[Jake Reib @jakereib]

Finished my new wall decoration

[U know what they say @unowutdesay]

You have to milk the cow before you churn the butter.

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Koo Koo Kachoo It!

[Jake Reib @jakereib]

When Spotify puts this on your discover weekly because they know you love STARWARS!

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Pooh it

[Jake Reib @jakereib]

Literally dead

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Schrute it

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Kazoo it

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Why did Anakin cross the road?

To get to the Dark Side

[ANOVOS @ANOVOS]

Pre-order the ANOVOS Premier Line Captain Phasma Helmet now for best pricing: https://t.co/lvq7iuQ8Y1 #StarWars

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Stormtrooper: I really want to go get food on my lunch break, but I don't have enough time to sit down to eat.

Palpatine: DRIVE THRU IT!

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine, I am interested in becoming a chef, what sould I do?

Palpatine: CORDON BLEU IT!

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

My dating life is like @EmoKylo 's birth name

I've Ben Solo.

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Happy National Hug day.

[PessimisticPalpatine @pesimistic_p]

Stormtrooper: Palpatine, I just found out that I have chinese heritage, what should I do with my beard?

Palpatine: FU MANCHU IT!