the woker

trying my best to not suck at friendship n video games. INFJ. izuku, yuji, gojo n denji defender 🌻🫶🏻

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

happy pride 💋

[meliora. .⋆♱ @memento_meliora]

and then Sarah lowk decided that, after watching her bsf smash her face in with a bottle, the absolute smartest most best decision in the world would be to lure her bf out alone to a park at 3am instead of checking on Nikki 😭

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[the woker @pessimisticeli]

@financedystop

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Tired of watching Black people be disrespected, mocked, and dehumanized for simply existing. Michelle Obama has spent years carrying herself with grace, intelligence, and dignity, yet people still attack her with racist and hateful insults.

This is why it’s fuck everybody who aligns themselves with people like Trump who is a racist, rapist, and pedophile!

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[beck @unrivaled]

ooo i’m gay and i live in new york city ran by THE mayor mamdani and the new york knicks just won for the first time since 1973 so the entire city is happy girl fuck you

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time

[sneakypeaky | NekoMask CEO 🐈‍⬛🎭 @sl1ckw1lhelm1na]

The entire Fortnite lobby when I call an extraction crate

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Hummingbirds can pollinate up to 2,000 flowers a day and usually live around 4 years. She likely visited around 3 million plants before floating away on one she helped bloom.

[golfish @lordefranzia]

talking w coworker abt our cats eating our plants & she casually says “we close the bedroom door now bc my bf dries a flower to save from every bouquet he gets me & they try to eat them” & I lost the next 5 seconds of convo it literally felt just like this

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation