https://t.co/dqYVDA3j7L Alright, I’m just gonna say it straight… I’ve reached elite levels of dedication (some might say questionable life choices) in Last War 😅
Between upgrading heroes, keeping up with events, and trying not to get absolutely wrecked by players who clearly don’t sleep… this game has become a full-time unpaid job.
So here’s the deal:
I’m launching a completely unnecessary, highly entertaining, and mildly irresponsible GoFundMe to support my “strategic war efforts.”
Your donations will go directly toward:
• Hero upgrades so I can stop getting humbled daily
• Event participation so I don’t miss out on limited rewards
• Maintaining my dignity in world chat
• And maybe… just maybe… achieving greatness
In return, you get:
• Bragging rights for backing a future digital warlord
• Occasional updates on my victories (and devastating defeats)
• The satisfaction of enabling chaos
Let’s be honest… this is cheaper than therapy and way more fun.
Donate if you want. Laugh if you don’t. Either way, I respect it.
Now if you’ll excuse me… I’ve got a war to lose.
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Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him.
Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty.
We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway.
Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps.
Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine.
#USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis
Iranian here!
I want to thank American leftists for educating me these past few days & correcting my understanding of Iran & radical Islam
I almost trusted my own experience, my parents’ trauma, and what my family in Iran endures daily instead of your wisdom. What would I have done without your tweets & tiktoks ❤️