pestopapi

I got pwases to be😤✊

[Sethy @Brizksie]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[wannabe alex dunphy @biharinextdoor]

misogyny is insane because how did they manage to make her the villain

[🧃 @jigar_042]

There’s 100g of protein in listening to women.

[A @AnuGoswami04]

The part in #obsession where the real nikki begs bear to kill her and all he could ask her was "what's so bad about being with me" and then left was the actual horror.

[✧˖ @colditioner]

“I think it's nice that we share the same sky”

[cafe 🐈‍⬛ @menarfags]

Men are now crying in the quotes. Well why haven't you blocked your male rapist friend?

[🥀 Angeline 🔆 @Exjacey]

I miss red note the interactions between American and Chinese people was so funny. we’d be like “hey so is social credit real in China” then get shot in the fucking head with a “haha no. Is it true you throw homeless people in jail?”

[PS⚡️ @Neelaasapphire]

Sugar cane women workers in India HAVE THEIR UTERUS REMOVED to avoid missing a single day of work.

This is where your misogyny should end and voice the inhumane working conditions of people across the world!

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

grateful riverdale came at a time where no one could claim the writing was AI, the writers just wrote like that

[luna @jnksprincess]

the jokes write themselves

[𝘼𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙮𝙖. @adithyeahbitch]

indian mfs will watch entire 11 seasons of modern family and still be homophobic

[pestopapi @pestopaapi]

@staive11 Happy birthday twin

[randoms @sensibleyaps]

can't believe i'm just living my ripe years unkissed and unromanced

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something