pet mouse

i feel no comfort lately

[pet mouse @pet_mouse]

@CollinRugg gross

[eli 𖦏 @vqmpvalo]

try 20 years without brandon dicamillo

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Somehow, the UFOs are going to end up with me paying more taxes.

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Chris Rock and Jada Pinkett Smith are reportedly dating.

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

bitches b doing drugs thinking they're from euphoria bitch u frank Gallagher 😭😭

[pet mouse @pet_mouse]

giving this charcuterie stuff a try

[skooks @skooookum]

Congrats on turning 30 man. Things are about to start going wrong. Inside of you. Deep inside of you

[pet mouse @pet_mouse]

pussy

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Lars Ulrich of Metallica snitches on and turns in over 300,000 Napster users when he testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. (July 11th, 2000)

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Me too nigga you ain’t special.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

"Most men die at 27; we just bury them at 72." - Mark Twain

[Butzsjunge @Butzsjunge]

Absolute gold!

[pet mouse @pet_mouse]

im so tired man

[New York Post @nypost]

RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip https://t.co/emWhRErB8p

[Dave @tufdave]

Nah this is the realest shii my Dad ever told me

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

The IRS is only weeks away from developing nukes.

[pet mouse @pet_mouse]

sweet

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

JUST IN: The cost of raising a child now costs over $303,000, a +27.8% increase since 2023.

When having children becomes a financial decision, that’s a crisis.

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

he’s right those are the two options

[yes, really @simonefiii]

and why the hell don't these exist anymore