My Potato Pet

Giving people the coolest, most convenient pets since the advent of the pet rock.
Adopt a potato. Save a potato.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

Happy Fourth of July to all of our Potato Pet friends!

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

You all are loving our potato pets, and we all are loving you for it!

We can't thank you enough for your support of our potato pet adoption mission. Keep telling your friends, everyone! Let's make this thing huge!

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

Hey friends! Are you ready for your Motivational Monday joke of the week?

What do you call a potato with glasses?

A spec-TATER!

Okay, enough with the dad jokes. From our family to yours, we wish you a great start to a great week!

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

Our new Potato Pet is officially live! Everybody, please give a big round of applause forrrr.....

Drumroll pleaseee🥁🥁🥁

THE BUNNY POTATO!!!

Would ya just look at that cute fluffy tail? You can adopt a bunny potato now on our website https://t.co/SdB8J2us0I.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

We have a surprise for you all today! We will be releasing a new potato pet today at noon CST!

Can anyone guess what it's going to be?

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@ItsAmmon Here's Gilbert. He's my pet Pugtato.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@MichaelaOkla You could always get a potato pet. That way you could have a cute pet and loyal buddy without having to put up with your strict landlord.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@puppygirljenna This is Martha, my slothtato.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@fluffycutiezz @JSsiiccaa @PlayAdoptMe Potato pets are great gateway pets.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@BuzzFeedVideo Potatoes are pets. NOT FOOD.

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@FoodNetworkCA Potatoes are pets. NOT FOOD.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@mark_baxy Mark, we at My Potato Pet believe the Russet potato is the most versatile. The Russet potato provides all different types of potato pet breeds including the Slothtato, Pugtato, Unitato, and Purrtato.

Can your Maris piper compete with that? We'll wait.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

We have a potato love story update!

Martha and Gilbert went on their date last night. Everything seemed to go really well. Perhaps this spark will turn into an eternal flame. You never know!

Here's a picture from their date night.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

Happy Friday everyone! We have something to be excited about every day. Today we're excited, because we're setting up a date night between Martha the Slothtato and Gilbert the Pugtato. How do you think it's going to go?

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@warningvinyl Buttt.... why don't yall get a pet potato instead?

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

Okay okay okay
Wait
I gave my pet potato a blunt.

Baked Potato.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@Carl173869 @Donut_Woahnut Do you like my pet Pugtato?

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@bigbluexpress lol this is great. You should return the favor and get him a potato pet.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@imdavisss This is Gilbert, my Pugtato.

[My Potato Pet @pet_potato]

@rudende @lordghill He might have had a pet rock, but we have pet potatoes. Much cooler. They'll get baked with you.