Pete “Tear” Griffin

CPA Haver | Fartcoin millionaire | Poop Chute Eater

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

Tried to get my boys involved in the dating life and apparently they’re “talking to a girl”.

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

Going out with the baddest bitch I’ve ever seen tonight, how many shots do I need before seeing her? #lank

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

Just got dumped before my most important finals. The lock in is cooked.

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

@clitterson Happens to the best of us, Aaron. Just remember no woman would properly appreciate that steak temp right there

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

@clitterson Rough start for the boy, same issues down here

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

Had sisters fighting over me at the bar and ended up with neither

Dad would be disappointed in me

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

@clitterson Jealous I couldn’t make it 3

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

@clitterson Netanyahu messing with you

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

Excited to see @clitterson in action next Friday. Freshman, start your engines

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

Girl I haven’t spoken a word to in 3 years asked me to come over last night #gayson

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

@clitterson someone’s jealous they didn’t think of this first

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

Is liking stories still tech?

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

me and @ihatevolpe last night if anyone was wondering

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

Your girl leave her pants at your place, you taking a sniff?

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

@clitterson Let me know if worth visiting?

[Aaron “Ottomatic” Otto @clitterson]

Just got to Tampa for gaspy, gonna need some food. Glad this fine establishment is nearby

[RGT @CyGasser]

New York watch out

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

@clitterson Not even Executive? Tough luck champ

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

@clitterson My type of woman

[Pete “Tear” Griffin @pete64704]

the lion does not concern himself without hitting legs