My goodness this might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen, and absolutely hilarious. What a ridiculous self own.
I'm going to assume the people who created this have no idea that The Odyssey begins after the fall of Troy .... you know, the Trojans?
Hello again.
We���re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.
The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.
I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.
I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.
I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.
I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.
A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.
This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.
And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
Thanks for reading.
🚨💣 Bukayo Saka explains why he embraced Martin Ødegaard after the final whistle. ❤️
🗣️ "The quickest run I made all game was after the final whistle."
"Not to celebrate. Not to swap shirts. I just wanted to make sure my captain wasn't standing there on his own."
"People saw England against Norway. I just saw Martin. I know how much this game meant to him because I know how much he loves playing for his country."
"He's always the first to celebrate with us when things go well and the first to lift us when they don't. In that moment, it was my turn to be there for him."
"Football gives you good days and hard days. That's part of the game. But nobody should go through the hard days alone."
"We'll be back together at Arsenal soon. He's still my captain, and nothing about that has changed."
Marcus Freeman shuts down NFL rumors once and for all saying he listened but ultimately
“I’m right where I’m supposed to be….I want to retire from here (Notre Dame) one day man” -Marcus Freeman
NAILED IT: Bill Maher: “I am loving that the World Cup has brought to our shores all these people who are doing Americans the service of REMINDING us just when we needed it on our big 250th birthday that actually this place is kind of awesome.”
🚨🎙️ Arsène Wenger on Lionel Messi's free-kick against Jordan:
"The most dangerous thing about Messi is that he never looks like he's trying to prove anything.
He comes off the bench, the game is under control, and then he produces a free-kick of extraordinary quality.
That is the mark of a truly exceptional player.
With most footballers, age slowly takes something away from them.
With Messi, age seems to have given him even more clarity.
He knows exactly when the game needs him, and when that moment arrives, he delivers.
Watching him at 39 still decide matches with such elegance is a privilege for anyone who loves football.
Players like Messi don't just play the game, they leave memories that people will talk about for generations."
Colin Cowherd goes OFF on the WNBA’s Caitlin Clark snub:
“They dropped a commemorative poster for 30 years of the WNBA. Caitlin Clark isn’t on it… but Paige Bueckers and Angel Reese are.
When she entered the league, they had to move her road games to bigger arenas just to fit her fans. She upgraded the WNBA from Southwest back rows to private jets.
Yet she’s left off the 30-year anniversary poster?
It’s either incompetence or intentional. Both are embarrassing.”
The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney