Pete and Three Veg

General Raconteur

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Congrats to @iamjohnoliver on the new role...

#lastweektonight

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@style_starss Such a shame she forgot to sing

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"Ladies and gentlemen. If you are able, please remove your engorged member from that couch and stand for the anthem."
"Mr Vice President, he means all of us..."
#Olympics2026
@VP @JDVance

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Are the spectators in control of those lighted wristbands, or are they basically like that time @U2 rawdogged an album up everybody's podhole?
#Olympics2026

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Was that closeted mascara model, @JDVance lowering the tone of that podium just before?
#Olympics2026
@VP

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Sean Locke would have been safe as houses at this round table
#CelebrityTraitors

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@mrssowden1 @the_traitors_

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@Nigel_Farage @Keir_Starmer But you're party is packed to brim with cunts, Nige

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@WayneLinge #LesTraiteurs

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@the_traitors_ I was genuinely asking...

[Pete and Three Veg @PeteADubya]

@the_traitors_ Recently moved to the UK, so first chance to watch a series in real time. Is there a #hashtag that gets used for live tweeting? #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors perhaps?

[Pete and Three Veg @PeteADubya]

Amen. Jesus it's terrible.

[Ross Shields @RJShields95]

The @BBCSport commentary for the #WRWC2025 is that back it's getting turned off.

[Ross Shields @RJShields95]

The @BBCSport commentary for the #WRWC2025 is that back it's getting turned off.

[Pete and Three Veg @PeteADubya]

Good Lord. The @BBC commentary on the #WRWC2025 final is nauseating.
We get it. You're English.

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@Nigel_Farage Hey Nige,
Don't mistake someone thinking you are an odious cunt for mental illness.
Sincerely,
The Sane

@EdwardJDavey

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Welp...I didn't expect to be able to reuse this one, but here we are...*sigh*
@realDonaldTrump
@GavinNewsom
#LosAngelesProtests
#nationalguard
#MAGA

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Imagine volunteering for the National Guard to help your country and then because of the President you're faced with the possibility of shooting a few dozen of your own people.
@realDonaldTrump
#Trump #WashingtonDC #coup

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[TEL AVIV - IDF BRIEFING ROOM]
Katz: '...and that's why we should kill him.'
Guardian: 'Because he hit hospital...?'
Katz: 'Yes.'
Guardian: 'Umm...have you heard of cognitive dissonance?'
Katz: '...'

#Israel
#IsraeliranWar
#Gaza
#Netanyahu
#IranIsrael

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If they are both non-drinkers, what do we think the chances are that Mike has encouraged the table to drink his piss from those flutes instead of bubbles?
#mafsnz

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*you're

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A super goal from a super cross at a super spreader event
#EURO2020