PT

[໊ @elkleist]

bruh💀💀💀💀💀

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

lmao i love francine so much, other than roger she hard carries the show

[PT @peteballin]

Worth listening to the entire response from Sand

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell to be a fat bear floating down the river

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this:

[PT @peteballin]

What no one realized was Hunter has his dad’s charm with sharper communication skills. Potentially hidden under years of addiction, but Americans love an underdog

[PT @peteballin]

Is she unhinged? Sure, but letting these people have their outlets is better than a potential alternative

[prentiss whore @reallytamra]

@cee_suella lowkey she ain’t murdering anybody or nothing so i’m gonna let her live her unique lifestyle in peace😭😭😭 i fear one day she could crack

[PT @peteballin]

@daninbathrooms Go on adventures, new cities, new guys. Make a list of places you’ve always wanted to explore.

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

Imagine hanging out at the rapids with the boys for the mass salmon migration feast

[Peter Pourker IV @peterpourked]

Can I bum a kiss off you real quick bro? Just a peck bro I swear bro

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

It is actually impossible to not call your husband "girl" sometimes when you actually like him

[mae` | meltwt mayor 🇳🇬 @marznotforu]

had me like “ban them over a regular pound cake??” and then my face fell

[reign of cole @welfare_queef]

No need to wait for the breakup. Gay relationships are like publicly traded companies: the bf is the majority shareholder but there’s stock available

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

when people think you're ignoring them but life has you like this:

[Gingeresque @redherringscare]

Kinda crazy how puberty works. You just get used to the fact that you cannot become a wizard and then suddenly your brain gets occupied with penises, butts, and sticking interesting things in peculiar places for the rest of your life.

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Libertina @libert1nna]

"Aproveite o tempo livre para cuidar de você"

eu no meu tempo livre:

[PT @peteballin]

My type unfortunately

[PT @peteballin]

100% 🫩

[Gym @trainer_skyi]

The gym isn’t the hard part.

Eating right every day is.