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I brush my teeth at least twice a day, sometimes three times if i've had lunch and am heading out somewhere.

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Then there were roadworks on the M1.

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

Today I will mostly be clapping into a microphone. #job #friday

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

World class footballer and horse whisperer. https://t.co/MTaZosS2Z3

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

My horse is speaking for himself and only warming up. CSI YH Lier - Grande Dieni (6yo by Eldorado) 2nd place. @micholdelsignore

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

If you're sleeping on the Morrisons meal deal you need to wake up and cop that ting - more specifically the onion bhaji 'snack' item which could easily feed a family of 4 by itself #gains #lunchtime

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

Been in Barca for 4 days and to @nomadcoffeebcn 3 times. Coffee there is so darn good had to keep going back. #stayhydrated

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

@MarkAtkins Have some words mate!

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

@MarkAtkins Referee mate just said if anyone is nearby/you are hindering play then yes, if not then no. Tough one!

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

If the body is perfectly designed, why do we have pelvic flaws?

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

6/8, it's the new 4/4.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what do call when two circles are next to each other.

a butt

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

A-Team on tele. Got me thinking I need to get some dungarees. #fashionable #comfortable

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

BV's or not BV's. That is the question. #waxinghits

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

@peterdray Thanks so much, bro.

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

Now regretting throwing away my Christmas underwear seeming as though it made up like 90% of what I own. #lackofpants #justabriefupdate

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

I definitely just heard Harry Kane harmonise with the national anthem...a truly talented lad. #EnglandvsSlovenia

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

@theboyonthebike Ah, you would be so welcome! I'm sure @theosheridan among others would love to have you :)

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

@theboyonthebike Big love, bro!

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

@aaronedwalker @theboyonthebike Most definitely! @aaronedwalker.

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

I'm reading 'How to Survive a Shipwreck' by @theboyonthebike. Never before have I wanted to hug an author and just thank them. #grateful

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

@theosheridan Haha, hit me up with that recommendation, bruh 👊

[P.Y.B @peteboyYB]

Most days I wake up feeling alarmed.