Comedy Pete

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[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

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[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

@jonbonjovi Check out my humorous punk rock band "The Flop Sweats":
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[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

@jonbonjovi Check out my humorous punk rock band "The Flop Sweats":
https://t.co/fpOPWry91U

[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

I'm cutting back on porn. I only star in two movies a year now. 🎬

[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

@Shaunpcassidy ​​Hi Shaun! Huge fan here. I think I may have been accidentally blocked on Instagram (@comedypetelive). I’ve only ever posted supportive comments, so I’m hoping it was just a glitch or a mistake by a moderator. Would love to be back in the loop! Thanks so much. 🙏

[Gregory J Broderick @GregoryJBrod1]

Here is my first ever live action #shortfilm “The Norma Desmond of Comedy Barkers” starring @peteburdette featuring the music of @ZanettiDerek in the closing credits.

#comedy #film #nyc #comedyvideos

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[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

@GavinNewsom We went from ‘You’re fired’ to firing squads.

[Julian Roberts-Grmela @GrmelaJulian]

A 55-year-old man wearing “MAGA for Mamdani” gear said he voted for Trump twice but now he’s “making a switch” and voting for Mamdani.

“This’ll be the first time I'm voting for a Democrat,” he said. “I like his policies.”

[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

Hey @NikkiSixx, how about an 𝕏 repost for an O.G. '80s Crüehead from New York?

[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

@modernhistory #WOULD ×4

[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

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[Paul Shortino 🇺🇸 @PaulShortino]

Heroes never die. They live on in the hearts and minds of those who would follow in their footsteps.I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.God Bless those who serve and those who have Died for our Freedom .

[Cinema History Blog @CinemaHistoryUK]

"Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth" - Stan Laurel

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Who was in charge of the subtitles?

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[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This used to be a proper country.

[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

@NetflixIsAJoke @netflixisajoke Your 'Introducing...' series is a slap in the face to seasoned comics like me & @BarryRibs. Ignoring vets in their 40s, 50s, and beyond who never got a break is pure ageism. Talent doesn't expire. Shame on your discriminatory blindspot. Open your eyes.

[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

@NetflixIsAJoke @netflixisajoke Your 'Introducing...' series is a slap in the face to seasoned comics like me & @BarryRibs. Ignoring vets in their 40s, 50s, and beyond who never got a break is pure ageism. Talent doesn't expire. Shame on your discriminatory blindspot. Open your eyes.

[Keanu Thompson @keanuCthompson]

Untoward Tuesday starting now! weeeeee! #ootd

[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

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[House of Trad @house_of_trad]

@LibertyCappy Would you date a robot?

[Comedy Pete @peteburdette]

I'm into birdwatching these days. It's weird how the birds always perch right next to my neighbor's window while she's showering. #ComedyPete