Drunk Pete

Living the dream.

[Marco D'Angelo @MarcoInVegas]

I’ve seen a lot of things at the poker table over the years but this one wins the prize. A woman has a dildo as her card protector. Gives new meaning to “I’m All In”. 😱

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@AlbertBrooks Why not The Washington Insiders? Have a lobbyest as a mascot with a strong up the middle running game and a blitzing defense.

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

Casinos reopen just in time for @dougducey to close shit. So gamble but don't go to @olivegarden where I am family? Bitch I need my bread sticks and authentic Italian food! #casino #Arizona #hungry

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@PitPissed With bangs like that all he can do is watch.

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

A story/warning from an intensive care doctor working in Arizona.

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@HeerJeet @nmchasey #japan1945

[cubosh @cubosh]

you ever see a church sign writer go supernova

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@FacesAndAcesLV @PitPissed Whew. Glad baby killing men are safe. #prochoice #oppsshefelldownthestairs #gutpunch

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@PitPissed @AnnoyedPitBoss Dice counters have to get their money in action.

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@grayjackgaming *raises glass. Here's to many more!

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@cogitatotomato @nmchasey After I heard Ohio, I knew it would be about a rude person. #annexohio #ohiorudeness

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@kurtisconner How about Drink Pete?

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@PitPissed #pizzarape

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@_GrandPaD @PitPissed I was lucky enough to be there on the last day. Same the The Sands. I miss them both in my soul.

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@PitPissed Open sooner than they should with no changes because upper management doesn't give two fucks.

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@ThatEricAlper Going with Paladin.

[Nathaniel Stinnett @NCStinn]

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.

People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.

Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.

People: No way.

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

How old people are protecting themselves.

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@PitPissed Will the real Wild Horse please stand up?

[Drunk Pete @petechasey]

@PitPissed Depends on if the fill window is closed for lunch.