Peter Alfano

a.k.a. Pete the Tweet

[Dinkleberg @TheChrisJackets]

There's nothing I enjoy more than a manslaughter. I mean a man's laughter, sorry.

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

#boss https://t.co/iep0TOoXbJ

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

@WynnLasVegas @EncoreBeachClub I just booked my stay with you for my cousins bachelor party, hope you guys can show us a good time

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

Me every time 🙈 https://t.co/n6LntPwOn6

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Uhhh...?

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

@sammy__baker @Keeeeeeefer @olfa_knife @ChefYahn @tomleo @TheChrisJackets @angrymuffinsco @TheBigMack2 https://t.co/ydqKegi52e

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This would be such a glorious poop

[DJ DiBuono @DonnyFlipz]

Great Career Tommy Coughlin, thank you for the excitement, the ups, the wins, and the 2 oh so sweet Super Bowls. Future Hall of Famer.

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

Gonna be weird not seeing him on the sidelines next year #ThanksTom https://t.co/edW4eACYaG

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Tom Coughlin releases statement that he is stepping down: "This is a not a sad occasion for me."

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

Hahahahaha https://t.co/sYaINWqPUE

[Perc Angle @PIC_Petrone]

@FCicc @SportsCenter Mitch Deraffele

[Perc Angle @PIC_Petrone]

"You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours" -Yogi Berra
Rest Easy Yogi

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

FOOTBALL SEASON BABY!!!!

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

@KingJames add me on snapchat @petethemeatt

[me @imtheguy084]

“@BestProAdvice: http://t.co/Q2h23VvbMF” @petedameatt @steve__alfano @Tabanks11

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

Everytime I try to take it easy on the weekends I get hit with this & fold immediately #homo @steve__alfano @FCicc https://t.co/GJ86ZaQUX9

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The ultimate peer pressure quote

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

@LeeOnAGee 😂😂😂 https://t.co/nxq4JMSrsv

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

“@BestProAdvice: http://t.co/KCKhX9Nyl5” @FCicc @steve__alfano choose wisely my friends

[Peter Alfano @petedameatt]

“@lnsaneTweets: When you snapchat your best friend http://t.co/ctRuNNDcDT” @FCicc