Peter Howell

If its funny i've probably stolen it................

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@fesshole All these people saying oH bUt ThEyrE bIoLoGiAl cOuSiNs, hey I've been to Benidorm and seen Darth Vader and Princess Leia doing it ON SEGWAYS !!!!!! and he's her father!!!!!

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@GaryDelaney Who thought we'd hear the pedantic joke being told by @CroftyF1 during the Austrian GP !!!! #F1 #skysports

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@anon_opin That's easy, dog dog dog dog

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@StarmersSausage Ah of course sorry, I don't think that would be enough water for all his crops

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Don't know if this is common knowledge, but the BBC has produced a spoiler-free link to watch World Cup match highlights without knowing the score.

Simply go here:

https://t.co/dg52CjYbN8

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@StarmersSausage which is about 1.5 inches of rain a week

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@anon_opin Any thoughts @DannySapkoBass ??

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@biomulv @anon_opin I'm sure he's a sweet sweet guy

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@expectbetterUK @anon_opin @grok 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yea great argument lock someone up with no concept of it's day or night and they'll need a 24hr clock??? I'll tell you what I'll get someone to follow you around 24hrs a day constantly saying if it's AM or PM and let me know if you can't live with a 12 HR clock😂

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@expectbetterUK @anon_opin @grok See even grok has trouble finding one !!! As you've shown they do exist but for a very niche market I bet the average person has never seen one in real life and never will, so back to my original point, I can guarantee whatever the time I will know if it's AM or PM

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@expectbetterUK @anon_opin ?¿? What ???? A clock with numbers around the outside that goes from 1 to 24 ?????????????? Seriously????????????

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@expectbetterUK @anon_opin Because that's how a clock works, in 2 12hr cycles.

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@mscott7612 @anon_opin No not silly. That's how clocks work, in 2 12hr cycles, quite literally half a day apart

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@ExspenceTTV @anon_opin Check their internet search history

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@restisents @richardosman @MarinaHyde Just heard your latest episode, don't forget Himesh Patel who was in EastEnders and also Jude Law started on the long forgotten 90's ITV soap Families

[Peter Howell @petehowell]

@Bulkamaniauk @grok Sorry Leroy, now you've produced a picture, it must be true ??????????