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[PMMa @petem227]

@eshaanakbar The answers to this question are the reason for @elonmusk and his staff to shut Twitter down.

[PMMa @petem227]

@dukeandplough one of my favourite seats. Unreal that this was a regular Friday night spot for my wife and me 13 ish years ago. Kids eh?! I shall be in more, walking our puppy the short distance here and back 👍🏻🍻🐶

[PMMa @petem227]

@djmeiso I was looking forward to a good sleep last night, but the wind was playing havoc with the bins and recycling bags in the street. Tin cans rolling on asphalt is quite a noise, plus youngest was in our bed making it way too warm. Less wind tonight please

[PMMa @petem227]

@kmontaguekate @NadineDorries says its GOAT on a boat

[Office for Product Safety and Standards @OfficeforSandS]

Have an e-bike or e-scooter? Use the manufacturer- recommended battery and charger. #ebikeandescootersafety

[PMMa @petem227]

@80s_Kidz Robocop can go

[Office for Product Safety and Standards @OfficeforSandS]

Have an e-bike or e-scooter? Use the manufacturer-recommended battery and charger. #ebikeandescootersafety

[PMMa @petem227]

@fesshole My letting agent advised me not to pay tax on my rental income. What a prat

[PMMa @petem227]

@MartinSLewis you may already have seen this nonsense?

[PMMa @petem227]

@KathyBurke It's strange seeing comments to Facebook posts recycled each year, from friends who have passed away in the meantime

[Jason Leonard @JasonLeonard114]

🎁🎄Xmas Competition! 🎄🎁
One lucky person will win the following:
🏆 RWC 2003 20th Anniversary Stash 🏆
🦁 @LionsOfficial Replica Jersey Signed by Me 🦁
🎥 Video message for a friend or family member 🎥
To Enter:
🌟 Follow & Retweet 🌟
🎅🏻 Ends 18.12.23 at 23.59🎅🏻

[PMMa @petem227]

@RoyalMailHelp I've sent a DM as requested

[PMMa @petem227]

@RoyalMailHelp hi, I posted (first class) a birthday card via my local postbox on Wednesday 6 December. The metal "day tag" said "TUE". I've returned to the same postbox today to post Christmas cards, and the day tag still says "TUE". Will my cards be collected for delivery?

[PMMa @petem227]

@BrewDog some idiot just spilled Elvis Juice down myself. My 4mth old puppy LOVES it. Hoping she'll not get pished from her lapping #goodtaste

[PMMa @petem227]

@ATRightMovies @JimCameron @Bosslogic What threads were designed for

[PMMa @petem227]

@ATRightMovies A really good movie. One I'll always recommend

[PMMa @petem227]

@jblegaltraining I only have one of these books. Hint, hint

[PMMa @petem227]

@Parody_PM Aren't bells meant to be hung on the Christmas tree?

[PMMa @petem227]

@fesshole "not" or "now"?

[PMMa @petem227]

@djmeiso Yep. 49, eek