petematika

Father | Journalist\Reporter | Lover of Fun | Random Sayer of Stuff | Virgo ♍️ |Proudly Zimbabwean

[petematika @petematika]

#STOP living within confines of how others define u. U weren't created 2 live their life. U were created 2 live yours! U can reignite da fire within & bring e #Passion passion back in2 yo #goals, #Dreams, #Ambitions, #Career & #relationships by claiming #Control of yo #life!

[petematika @petematika]

So @CityofBulawayo your residents of Newton West have gone a full week with no water and without any explanation??

[petematika @petematika]

How so police control traffic at a working traffic controlled intersection creating unnecessary congestion during peak hour? @PoliceZimbabwe

[petematika @petematika]

@CityofBulawayo refuse has not been collected today in Newton West, parts of Morningside suburbs. @DavidColtart

[petematika @petematika]

Is this still load shedding, @ZetdcOfficial, or a vendetta in certain neighborhoods? Over the past week, power has been cut for as long as 12 hours daily, including at unusual hours. Could you please explain?

[MOFED&IP @ZimTreasury]

PRESS STATEMENT ON THE REVIEW OF BUSINESS REGULATIONS FOR LIVESTOCK AND DAIRY FARMING AND THE STOCKFEED SUB-SECTORS

Government has launched sweeping Ease of Doing Business reforms in the livestock, dairy & stockfeed sectors that has seen 20+ permits & levies scrapped or reduced, compliance costs slashed,investment encouraged and jobs & rural livelihoods boosted.

These reforms align with HE President @edmnangagwa’s vision under the mantra: “Zimbabwe is Open for Business.”

KEY REFORMS INTRODUCED

Registration Fees
• AMA farm reg. fee: now $1 flat
• Small/medium farmers: no certificate fee
• Dairy processor reg.: cut from $350 to $50 (once-off)
• Feed mfg. reg.: now $20 flat fee
Livestock Movement Permits
• Local authority duplicate permits: Abolished
• Clearance fees: cut from $10 per animal → $5 per herd

Import/Export Permits
• Livestock genetics import: $100 → $20
• Dairy exports: $900 → $10
• Meat export: $500 → $100

Health & Safety Compliance
• Health certificate: $300 → $100
• Abattoir setup fee: $350 → $50
• Veterinary reg.: $600 → $100
• Food handler health certs scrapped

EMA Fees
• Effluent disposal: $800 → $100

Water & Environment
•ZINWA abstraction fees abolished
•Groundwater permit: $10/farm
•EIA Licence: cut from 1.5% → 0.05% of project value (capped at $100,000)

Other Removals
• AMA livestock levy
• Biosafety permit
• CBCA certificate

These changes will:

•Lower costs for farmers & SMEs
•Encourage formalisation
•Attract investment
•Boost productivity
•Support rural jobs & development

These reforms will extend to other sectors, including:

•Transport
•Tourism
•Retail
& more.

Full breakdown of the reforms is available in the official press statement by Hon. Prof. @MthuliNcube, Minister of Finance, attached below.

[petematika @petematika]

@CityofBulawayo no water in Newton West. Should we be worried?

[petematika @petematika]

@SikhulekelaniM1

[petematika @petematika]

@econetzimbabwe @econetzimbabwe @econetzimbabwe I am appalled by your service at the #Bulawayo main branch. I wanted to cash out and your till operations refused to serve me saying they had no change. And then suddenly after requesting an audience with the manager,

[petematika @petematika]

Not yet done they tell me my ID is not clear and cannot assist me.

[petematika @petematika]

Smaller notes are miraculously available. The rudeness of the staff is comparable to that of touts.

[petematika @petematika]

@CityofBulawayo This is dated Friday 8 August yet posted on Saturday 9 August

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[petematika @petematika]

Technically he is a businessman...

[Johannes Malgas @jmalgas]

He’s definitely a man who works at a business 🧐

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

And also. Protecting your woman doesn't include protecting her from a man who want her…

If you feel threatened by other men who wants your girl then she's not the woman that needs you.

Let her reject men on her own.

Don't fight a man… over a woman.

You'll die for nothing.

[petematika @petematika]

Brotherman may have downloaded a virus 🤣😂😂

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

please brother uninstall them 😂

[petematika @petematika]

When you destroy someone's life with lies take it as a loan, it will come back to you with interest. 💯

[Harry Psaros @PittGuru]

Testosterone is what keeps men alive.

But in the last 50 years, levels have dropped by 30-50%…

That’s why I found 8 foods proven by science to boost it naturally: 🧵

1. Ginger

[petematika @petematika]

This is me today!!!

[Mr Self Of Man Utd (PARODY) @mufc_mrself]

As am without a date on Valentine's day, this how am gonna be today. #ValentinesDay

Unless I get a proposal in my comment ASAP 🥲

[The Chronicle @ChronicleZim]

Flashy Bulawayo car dealer arrested for 'stealing luxury vehicle from car wash'
https://t.co/wpb4rmWiNm

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Man wtf I do?!
I just be chillin & dey still kome 4 my head. Let’s not take kindness for weakness. Let this giant sleep. I beg u all. No one really wants destruction,not even me but I shall destroy if disturbed. On me. Love