petemcdevitt

Est. 1980

[petemcdevitt @petemcdevitt]

Just had a flashback to learning the hard way that our gen business line would roll into our conference line if the biz line rang too many times. All of a sudden Larry from Utah would start asking about hotel options and no one realized he was random until he had our company rate

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Shout out to the 70+ ladies at the bar for adopting streaming because they “just adore Paul Newman”

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Josh Hader should walk out with “For Whom the Bell Tolls” as a tribute to Trevor Hoffman just like @Metallica paid tribute to @acdc by ringing the bells. #Padres #Metallica #ACDC #SanDiego @larsulrich @Padres

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Just overheard from the Airbnb next to my place: “No Mom. That’s not romaine. We don’t eat that. We’re high class.”

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Overheard at work: “Two double vanilla vodka and diet.”

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Overheard at work as told to a bartender as a patron closes their check: “It’s a good thing they raise your wages every couple of weeks.”

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Autocorrect really hates band names.

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It finally happened. I played “Ocean Man” on the jukebox at the bar and someone screamed “SpongeBob SquarePants.”

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Why does this new @boniver song sound like it belongs in a zales holiday commercial? I mean I like it, but still.

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Thought I got a lovey text from a lady friend. Nope. Just duolingo getting really aggressive.

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Over the past two days I’ve been accused of being a poker player and a real estate agent. These new flannels must be working.

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Kendrick Lamar, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, and Mary J. Blige are set for next year's Super Bowl Halftime Show https://t.co/O7q9wfdUzt

[petemcdevitt @petemcdevitt]

@chrisgeorggin I already tweeted it bro.

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Misread a headline thinking it said @billburr was right about one thing. But it actually said Bill Barr was right about one thing. Whoops!

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Bring ABBA to Riot Fest 2022 - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/J6riUif5tM via @Change

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Overhead at #psycholasvegas “all I have is metal shirts man.”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“I would’ve loved to have ended up in a wheelchair to appease a bunch of people who didn’t give a shit about gymnastics until a week ago.” -Simone Biles (Gymnastics, U.S.A.) https://t.co/0MV9lLUIbr

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I was just having a reflective moment and a goddamn cricket showed up. Still waiting for him to give me life advice.

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@BrianHeff Stuck in the middle with you?

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I’m going on the record with this. I love the new Modest Mouse record.