Pete 🌍n Ea🕊th

King of the smallest kingdom. Narcissistic abuse survivor. OG podcaster. Better drummer than you’d think. M🌾i🌾d🌾w🌾e🌾s🌾t

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@mmfa THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TOM WAMBSGANS IS IN CHARGE

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@whereswongo Brett’s pants.

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@JDaviesPhD Learned to drum

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@JuddApatow Everyone’s a Democrat until they get a little money. ;)

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Whoa whoa whoa — slow your roll, Meijer

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@mulaney Peoria? You expect me to travel 45 miles in THESE shoes? Stuff it Mulvaney!

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@lizzo Come waterme(lon) yeah yeah

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@mashable 🪦 Here lies Ye.

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@mradamscott Obelisk

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@scottEmovienerd We put a Tile on ours. No problem.

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@ghweldon TWO fire tables?? Must be that sweet, sweet NPR money.

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To the Arby’s workers who always spill 20% of my curly fries into the bottom of my bag: THANK YOU.

I’m always feeling intense regret when I get to the bottom of my fry box, then, BAM! More fry.

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@sarah_kay_gee @pattonoswalt You sank … my battleship.

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Remember: on day one, they’re just nachos. But by day TWO, they become 💥Mexican lasagna💥

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@paulrust You jus got-a din-gow ye dan-gow!

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@thephilberg @SlayDaMundane @nickkroll Everyone listen to this dude: https://t.co/D9D30cOLTV

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@kmckharris What do you think the F is for?

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@iMilesPrice @CNN #stillnevermyprez

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@swfoley @duolingo ¡Muy bien!

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@HarMarSuperstar Love you, Har. Merry Midwest Christmas!