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some of my most empty-headed thoughts collected in one space. pls retweet the best ones when I die.

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Niche Canadiana parody track written during today’s commute. To the tune of @bssmusic “Lover’s Spit” - celebrating Quadra Island @VisitQuadra

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@johnniereg Haha 100%, seems like yesterday. Chill days of walking downtown, spending movie theatre salary on albums and comics.

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My first tweet, 10 years ago today! How did I not become famous on this site?

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" I found a stream" - Marmot Luther King

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According to my family, my top/annoying proverbs of 2020:

"You can have one...or none!"
(when our son asks for 5 pieces of candy)

"If it's not on the list...it doesn't exist!"
(when my wife says I forgot to buy an item at the grocers but it was not on the shopping list)

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@letterboxd very pleasant last four #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #oncinemaatthecinema

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@timheidecker more beef @adultswim @ericwareheim @VeraDrew22

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Found myself in dangerous Zoom waters today at work. Invitations to virtual pizza night and virtual concerts were all around me. I scrambled for a life-saving excuse and finally found a flotation device -- my son's bedtime routine 🙏

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Wife: Can you believe this is vegan?
Me: Yes.

A constant in our marriage 💞

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@BillSimmons @Latsy11 OC nights

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very niche parody track. Jonas from @DarkNetflixDE singing”Nothing Great About Winden”. Original track by @slowthai

cc: @thewatchpod

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@cbcnewsbc @CBCLarsen @310_To_Irma

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@310_To_Irma @paulscheer almost worth renting to find out

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Me: why are adults going crazy for all these disney remakes — grow up already!

Wife: don’t you pretend to manage a hockey team in a make-believe league?

Me: it’s different!!!

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Had a blast being an extra on this! What an experience.

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“Mary Poppins Returns” features plot parallels and stylistic touches that do more than just replicate the adventures from the original: https://t.co/2oVAOaGHzN

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props to non-parents giving out likes to photos/updates of their friends’ kids. i'm still new enough of a parent to remember how truly dull some of those posts can be

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@310_To_Irma @Slate makes you think 🤔

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@Hammer0090 @HuffPost @Delta cc: @colemckamey

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a life lesson I’m trying to teach my son:

you gotta give likes to get likes