that guy

drowning

[that guy @peter_floors]

Nah don’t feed my delulu I might break something trying to flip like Spider-Man

[that guy @peter_floors]

Did I lose my passport because I’m good at hiding things OR am I just dumb

[ash ✧ @ashyaywoohoo]

i am a zoologist and i have made an amazing discovery

[that guy @peter_floors]

Cuz wot u mean I got so strong the only thing that can hurt me is MYSELF

[that guy @peter_floors]

“He walks like it’s heavy”

I’m sorry, WHAT

[that guy @peter_floors]

ITS SOOOO BIG

[that guy @peter_floors]

How does instagram know to suggest THAT person in particular 🧐🧐🧐

[that guy @peter_floors]

God had to nerf me by making me short with tummy issues

[that guy @peter_floors]

Immmmaaaaa dooo itt immmmmaaaaaaaaaa druunnkkk text herrrr

[that guy @peter_floors]

Dude I’m all legs I look like the lamp from “A Christmas Story”

[that guy @peter_floors]

THE American Dragon Jake Long is WASIAN 😤

[that guy @peter_floors]

Why are my shrimp chimps measured in JOULES

[that guy @peter_floors]

WHY DID I GET CHASED DOWN BY A CINNAMON STICK IN FORTNITE

[that guy @peter_floors]

Okay hear me out tho, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and apple juice

[that guy @peter_floors]

“Peter, you are the sole heir of the Flores family, make sure to have many kids”

Wtf is this Game of Thrones ?

[that guy @peter_floors]

I can’t trust my mom to go to church without offending somebody, you think she’d survive in VIETNAM

[that guy @peter_floors]

I never knew my greatest weakness would be large bodies of water

[that guy @peter_floors]

“Here’s your coffee, have a nice day!”

Yo chill I’m easy

[that guy @peter_floors]

Yo give whoever made this emoji 🫪🫪🫪 a raise cuz yes

[that guy @peter_floors]

Oh wow the former DIVISION 1 ATHLETE is athletic, who would’ve thunk 🫪🫪🫪