Kabetes Juma Jacob

CHELSEA FC fan since 96

[Savage Manhood @Savage_Manhood]

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1. Tell me about your childhood...

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[Kabetes Juma Jacob @peter_pichunta]

A Kenyan leader applauding the RSF should rethink their stance,Sudan’s war isn’t a show of strength, it’s a tragedy. Aligning with those accused of atrocities risks staining Kenya’s long-held reputation as a peace broker. 🇰🇪 Shame on you @NdindiNyoro
#SudanWar #LeadershipMatters https://t.co/sNSdffZHCU

[Kabetes Juma Jacob @peter_pichunta]

understand that tribal war exists only during the campaigns and it's a politically driven agenda to divide Kenyans.
#endtribalism #weareallkenyans

[Kabetes Juma Jacob @peter_pichunta]

This hits hard when they understand that even those in power most aren't married to their tribesmen, those pushing this are the people who live in the village or are still tied to that village mentality, living in places where you have people from all over Kenya makes you

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na mjue hii tunaita Tribalism,its only for poor citizens. Kule Upper echelon,Rich Luos have been collaborating with rich Kikuyus,rich kambas with rich kisiis,Rich kikuyus with Rich Somalis,kalenjins and so on. Because If theres one thing money gives you,is exposure. Inaosha ushamba! Kimani understands hes no better than Ali simply because Ali speaks a different language. Ali understands hes no better than Otis simply because Otis doesn’t have soft hair. And so on

Lakini unakutana na jaluo haijaitoka Migori,ati inachukia kikuyu juu iliambiwa walikula kiapo 1995. Kikuyu ya Nyeri nayo inachukia jaruo juu walipiga Kenyatta na mayai imeharibika 1998 kule homabay. Waria ya Wajir nayo inachukia jaruo,juu jaluo ako na nywele ngumu meaning they’re impure. Very nonsensical reasons

Lakini GenZ nayo imeharibu hesabu. Juu sasa hii watu inaingiana kuingiana. For example me,I have had 10 girlfriends from 7 different tribes in the last 9 years. Huwa nawabadilisha yearly kama FinanceBill. Im not bragging my promiscuity,im just elaborating my dedication to being diverse. Kwa kimombo tunaiita InterPenetration.

Sisi unajua ata tribe hatuulizangi,I recently discovered jolyn was from a tribe called kuria. Nikamuuliza Moses kuria ni wenu? Thats when she decided to remove her whatsapp profile picture. Mimi na gachagua hakuna difference sahii,sisi wote hatuoni DP. Its Our duty as GenZ to spread diversity. Mungu atulinde katika safari hii yetu ya usherati. Amen! Praise the rod church

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Winnie Odinga - He died in my arms

Ruth Odinga - I switched off the machine

Gabriel Oguda - Raila called me on Monday, (died on Wednesday)

Kalonzo Musyoka - for the last 15 days, I couldn't reach Raila Odinga on phone

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[Kabetes Juma Jacob @peter_pichunta]

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[Kabetes Juma Jacob @peter_pichunta]

@WilliamsRuto Handouts bought with stolen public money won’t end joblessness. They’re just photo ops for corrupt leaders. Real empowerment is building industries, creating decent jobs & ending theft — not buying PR with motorbikes and water tanks. #StopTheLies #Kenya

[Kabetes Juma Jacob @peter_pichunta]

@WilliamsRuto Instead of creating industries that give lasting jobs & dignity, our leaders keep dishing out “empowerment handouts” bought with stolen public funds. PR stunts won’t end joblessness — factories, infrastructure & honest governance will. #StopTheTheatrics #Kenya

[Kabetes Juma Jacob @peter_pichunta]

Ah yes, nothing says “ending unemployment” like handing out motorbikes and tanks paid for with stolen billions. Forget industries, forget factories — as long as there’s a camera, joblessness is solved! 🙄 #StopTheLies #Kenya #stopthetheatrics

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