@ravas

Manchester♥

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

dating to marry doesnt mean I'm dating you to marry YOU.. It means, Im dating you to see if i WANT to marry you.... thats a conversation nobody is ready for.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

WHEN YOU DATE A LADY WITH A BIG FOREHEAD😂😂😂

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Movie ikianza hivi alafu iandikwe somewhere in the border of Pakistan and Iraq, we jua hio movie itakua moto 😅

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Harry Maguire: “As players, we hope Marcus Rashford stays because if he does, he is a BIG asset to have. He can improve us for sure”.

“He's a huge threat. I've played with Marcus for numerous years, I know that well!”, says via @sistoney67.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Bwana walisema huku Homabay ndio kuna shiny things kumbe ni ukora tu…dust is constant

[⚕️Elzends @sirmuaz]

"BUYING W**D IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES"

The skit on how Africans react to their leaders has overtaken this as Crazy Kennar's top skit.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Bruno missing a penalty intentionally & Carrick letting Amorim embarrass him so we can sign more players

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

This is the height of pettiness. Kama ulitaka ukatiwe keki si ungesema tu ⁦@WilliamsRuto⁩ .

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

😂😂 Riggy G ni umbwa sana

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

When they tell you silence is power think of this man farouk kibet. There was a time kenyans feared Farouk kibet,they were even hesitant to mention his name in public because it was speculated he was a very dangerous man. It was said he used dark magic to warn Ruto what his enemies were orchestrating,and Ruto would act ahead. Ilikua mbaya sana nakwambia

I remember in 2024 he was so feared. My long distance girlfriend almost broke up with me because I mentioned his name on facebook. Rumour had it that he used to search his name online,and all those who mentioned his name would be abducted,wanapelekwa nyuma ya state house anawachinja,to send a message. It was said that despite him being a class 6 drop out,he was very street smart,and he had the sharpness of a Norwegian falcon

That was how intense the rumour of his leathalness was

But one day, All this changed the day he decided to come out in public and speak. At first most of us were confused,is this the same guy we’re told to fear? First of all he has a soprano,and 2nd there is nothing important or of wisdom he is saying.

Apa ndio tulijua kumbe tulicheswa bwana,jamaa ni brukenge! It was then discovered he was rutos errandboy,and he is trusted only because hes the only one who doesnt question him since he doesn’t have the cognitive acumen to. From there it has been downhill for him. Siku izi inasemekana alionekana akianulia mama prayers kamisi huko statehouse

Silence! Mungu atufunze kunyamaza aki

[Premier League @premierleague]

There's a new No.1 at @ManUtd

Senne Lammens 🧤

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick: “Rashford is our player and he’s come back great”.

“I've known him a long time and he gives us something a little bit different”.

“We're looking forward to the start of the season”, told @StevenRailston.

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

A leopard cannot change its spots.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️‍🩹🇦🇷 Leo Messi: “Dad, you kept asking me to play in one last World Cup… just days before it began was when your condition got worse”.

“It was the first time you weren’t going to be there with me at tournament… but Mom kept telling me you were going to get better and that you’d be well enough to travel”.

“I kept telling you we were going to reach the World Cup final so you could make the trip, this was my mission once again”.

“After every match, I waited for and missed your message. That’s when I realized how serious the situation really was”.

“I couldn’t stop thinking about going as far as possible, give you more time and the chance to watch one of the games”.

“We reached the final, but you couldn’t be there. I wanted to win it so I could bring the trophy to you and show you another one. I couldn’t”.

“My legs just couldn’t give me any more”.

“This time I tried to push beyond what my body could handle, but I couldn’t”.

“I never managed to feel physically right”.

“We didn’t become champions Dad, but you have no idea how much we enjoyed every match. Once again, you were right: I had to be there and play in it… as you told me, always”.

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

Kenya kuna watu serious kweli? 😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The video that Made Gachagua to say that Ruto transported Raila to Bondo.

[Premier League @premierleague]

David de Gea at his very best 🇪🇸👏

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I like how Citizen TV Kenya prime time journalists take their work seriously. Unaulizaa maswali hadi you accept makosaa yako. Chesaa!!🥲😂😂😂😂

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Thank you senje for exposing this clueless imbecile 😂😂😂