AHHHH I'M DAVE PORTNOY I CAN TALK HOWEVER I WANT TO PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR ME BUT I'LL PISS MY PANTS IMMEDIATELY IF ANYONE WHOSE LIFE I CAN'T CONTROL MAKES A JOKE ABOUT ME I'M RETARDED AHHHHH
🚨🚨BREAKING: #Packers GM Brian Gutekunst is reportedly “Still asleep” at his home in Green Bay. 👀
It is believed he thought Free Agency started tomorrow. 🤦♂️