Peter Whiting💉💉💉

Wake me when ‘woke’ is over

[Peter Whiting💉💉💉 @peter_whiting]

@VimtoTime Tres kind of you but, if the Bride was closer, I’d be happier leaving your defence to her.

[Peter Whiting💉💉💉 @peter_whiting]

@deemadigan Why are there 12?

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@KathyHix8 @andrewdoyle_com #nottoolongwellworththeread

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@ProjectLincoln Fracking morons

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@Rainmaker1973 @RexChapman Why are all the US flags dipped in mud?

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: A Throwback

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@DGlaucomflecken It’s probably due to the communal obsession with views of salt water

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Cigna uses an automated system that allows “medical directors” (doctors employed by @Cigna) to deny a claim in 1.2 seconds without opening the patient’s file.

Please read this, share it, and help us (metaphorically) burn these companies to the ground.

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@iamemilymayo @BecWrong Aqueducts?

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@nickmohammed Very ‘Team Like Malice’ vibes there, Nick

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@RexChapman Does Donald’s mullet cascade over one ear only?

[Fiona Adorno @FionaAdorno]

This is possibly one of the best and most life affirming things you'll see today.
Super cool if you like clever creatives and Australian animals.

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@nickmohammed Splitter!

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

If you're part of today's woke revolution, you need to study the part of revolutions where they spin out of control.

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@certifiedcopy @danwaterfield Like the joke about trying to find a four letter word in a crossword for ‘entrance’ - enchant, spell, bewitch, capture, etc: nothing. Answer was ‘door’

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Morning @ptv_official #wearekinetic understand things happen but ‘sorry, 285 running @ 6 minutes late’ becoming ‘sorry, app shows bus is 2 stops away’ becoming ‘bus appears to be lost in Mont Albert somewhere and isn’t picking up’ becoming ‘bus broke down’ - three lies one truth?

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@PhillipAdams_1 The 10,000 Fingers of Dr T. (Actually it’s Let It Ride)

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@deemadigan @danmurphys Did you also pay for it?

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@LawfulStudent Not ‘a sandwich short’?

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@simonmontefiore @RoryStewartUK @Tim_Coronel @nickorloff