optimus prime

Aura finance minister

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

Friends with benefits but the benefit is that you get me an internship

[Aditya Pahilwani @AdityaPahilwani]

You only live once, get a oled and ps5 pro for GTA 6

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

@gothicbelljar Gng you a congress supporter? :(

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

I will never take a congress supporter seriously

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

@JinderSinghCA @skjsaurabh @captsinghjs They were compensated and/or relocated

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

@skjsaurabh @captsinghjs No, Punjab govt will make chd a shithole, let it stay a UT

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

If there was a place on this earth that had nonestop thunderstorms for 90% of the year, I would live there.

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

Time to remember this tweet

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

I sometimes get depressed but then I remember gehra hua exists and then life becomes colourful again🤗

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

Mfers need to chill, the country was looted by colonial powers for centuries and then by a dynastic government for further 60-70 years and a shitty bureaucratic system doesn’t help. Give it some time things will get better, the signs are already there.

[Dakshin (Annihilate Retards Arc) @PSL_Indra]

india is so lifeless

there is no vibrancy

no color

nothing

just a dusty

post-apocalyptic shithole

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

@talk2anuradha Bjp laao yaar

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

@CivilEngDis @agrim_sinha bta

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

Bruh I don’t got it in me to talk to someone new anymore

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

@Taga_uvacha Low key true

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

@frontierindica Frfr

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

OF COURSE 1billion sounds A LOT more than 1 million in terms of time because one is base ten and the other one is base 60/24/365.

[optimus prime @peterbilt__379]

@shutupnaina Only ugly mfs feel the need to grow a beard (I have a beard 😔)