Peter

🇺🇸E Pluribus Unum🇺🇸• Labor Omnia Vincit • Husband • Father • Become Ungovernable • Saved by Grace • Go Cubs Go •

[Peter @peterbjack]

@obvious_shirts @OptaSTATS @Cubs Hitting for the cycle further exaggerates it.

[Peter @peterbjack]

@CryptoNobler Scroll down, folks. It’s a joke about Jim Cramer.

[Peter @peterbjack]

@TB1Kinobe Because the manufacturer that spent a ton of money developing and testing these products says to install it this way….

[Peter @peterbjack]

A killdozer entering the scene would be icing on the cake. #Ireland #killdozer

[Peter @peterbjack]

@sammy______G

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@js9inningsmedia Based

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@IncognitoSpeed1 @Breaking57

[Peter @peterbjack]

@MaverickDarby This needs to be real.

[Lucius George ⬛️🟨 @SageOfScoob]

Remember Marvin

[Peter @peterbjack]

@ChiSportsDay I was so excited when he was named the manager.

[Peter @peterbjack]

@Gavin_McInnes @nbcsnl @natebargatze Actually,

https://t.co/g3LqLCQIer

And

https://t.co/lPE1mQFRey

Are hilarious.

[Jake @JakeCan72]

Nate Bargatze's "Washington's Dream" on SNL is the funniest history lesson you'll ever get.

George Washington reveals America's future: Rejecting metric for pure chaos—

• 12 inches = foot
• 3 feet = yard
• 5280 feet = mile ("a silly number you'll remember")
• 16 ounces = pound
• 2000 pounds = a "ton"

Deadpan genius. Confused troops. Revolutionary mic drop.

This is why we won independence. 🇺🇸😂

#SNL #NateBargatze #WashingtonsDream

[Peter @peterbjack]

@ogpfish96 @BarstoolBigCat

[Peter @peterbjack]

@MLB @delawarenorth @Rangers

[Peter @peterbjack]

@Adam00xx There are probably some Pete Crow-Armstrong catches that beat 2 or 3 of these.

[Peter @peterbjack]

@kitchenDIY_ This is anything but an American classic.

[Peter @peterbjack]

@RealUnsweetDee You know someone was ultra baked when they thought up this idea.

[Peter @peterbjack]

@LivForJReeves10

[Peter @peterbjack]

@TUCO187187 @OleTimeHardball Pudge?!? Really?!? No.

[Peter @peterbjack]

@Th3Claude @SirajAHashmi Who says they’re straight?

[Peter @peterbjack]

@Michael_Cerami @BleacherNation The Hawk, Andre Awesome Dawson!